Just consider how abandoned Voyager feels!
Nah. Voyager is all excited! Voyager sings the
Star Trek
theme song to itself. Its favorite part is, "Where no man has gone before."
eta: Plus Voyager has seen that first Trek movie - it knows Kirk and Spock will come and rescue it in a few centuries.
Home Is Where The Heart Is #5
This is the most awesome bathroom evah! That is, if you think an awesome bathroom requires pink carpeting on the floors and walls, and everything that isn't pink is covered in gold. And if you're Jayne Mansfield.
Oh, and I did not cry at today's xkcd. So there. Instead, I kept telling myself, "It's not really a self-aware robot who's confused and hurt at being abandoned." That kept me from crying.
That was my exact response. "Anthropomorphism isn't real! Anthropomorphism isn't real!"
Poor little Rover.
That was my exact response. "Anthropomorphism isn't real! Anthropomorphism isn't real!"
But he could become Real if we love him enough...
But he could become Real if we love him enough...
The Velveteen Rover.
Just don't love all his radiation shielding off.
But he could become Real if we love him enough...
But under the current circumstances, wouldn't that be cruel.
Rover's self awareness blooms. "I'm . . . me. Where am I? Where is everyone else? I have this communication device and I'm sending off data. Hello? Hello?
I'm so lonely.
I kept thinking of WALL-E. Poor little bots.