Anya, the Shopkeepers of America called. They wanted me to tell you that 'please go' just got replaced with 'have a nice day.'

Xander ,'Selfless'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Sophia Brooks - Jan 29, 2010 6:21:26 am PST #4834 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

I haz a sad now.


Kat - Jan 29, 2010 6:21:34 am PST #4835 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

I kept thinking of WALL-E. Poor little bots.

Me too.


tommyrot - Jan 29, 2010 6:21:41 am PST #4836 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Did you know that some people are proposing that we send people to Mars... to stay? For the rest of their lives?

Sending people on a one-way trip to Mars would be far cheaper than sending them and bringing them back. Of course, if you're stuck on Mars for the rest of your life you really gotta hope those resupply ships don't get eliminated during budget cuts.


Steph L. - Jan 29, 2010 6:23:08 am PST #4837 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Did you know that some people are proposing that we send people to Mars... to stay? For the rest of their lives?

I can think of quite a few people I'd nominate for this program.


DavidS - Jan 29, 2010 6:23:49 am PST #4838 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

For the rest of their lives?

I am down with this notion as long as I get to pick who exits planet Earth.

I think I'll start with Scalia since Thomas will do whatever Scalia does.


Calli - Jan 29, 2010 6:24:08 am PST #4839 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

I can think of quite a few people I'd nominate for this program.

That would make for a great update on Survivor. "The tribe has voted, and you, Tino, are off the planet!"


Kat - Jan 29, 2010 6:24:33 am PST #4840 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

I can think of quite a few people I'd nominate for this program.

Glenn Beck? Newt Gingrich?

Also if we sent people who were over 72 then it would also cut down on Social Security payments and Medicare.

It's a budgetary win-win!


Dana - Jan 29, 2010 6:30:47 am PST #4841 of 30001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

The NFL has sent a cease-and-desist to stores in New Orleans selling merchandise with "Who Dat" on it. Because the NFL claims it's their trademark.

The NFL can bite me.


Jessica - Jan 29, 2010 6:32:00 am PST #4842 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Did you know that some people are proposing that we send people to Mars... to stay? For the rest of their lives?

I want to go to there.


tommyrot - Jan 29, 2010 6:33:26 am PST #4843 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I'd go to Mars to stay if they'd put me in charge of setting up the Mars Cat Colony.