You do well to flee, townspeople! I will pillage your lands and dwellings! I will burn your crops and make merry sport with your more attractive daughters! Ha ha ha! Mark my words! Ooh! Ale! I smell delicious ale!

Olaf the Troll ,'Showtime'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


DavidS - Jan 28, 2010 9:32:05 am PST #4619 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Don't go blaming the world, Jesse.

You don't want to be on its shitlist.

Yikes! I'm handling crime scene media and just came across the autopsy photos.


Jesse - Jan 28, 2010 9:33:54 am PST #4620 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I'm not blaming, just ruing. Rueing? Whatever, I'm bummed out, is the point.


Dana - Jan 28, 2010 9:43:22 am PST #4621 of 30001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

My favorite part about the New Orleans-Indianapolis art museum smackdown is the quotes from the two directors.

Anderson reportedly described the Renoir as a "sentimental blancmange by that 'China painter.'"

Damn! A blancmange!

Bullard went on to describe the chalice as an "over-elaborate Victorian tchotchke." He challenged Anderson to "get serious." Then he concluded by apologizing that "we have no farm scenes or portraits of football players to send you."

OH SNAP.


Jesse - Jan 28, 2010 9:45:34 am PST #4622 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Hee! I liked the line in the actual article like, "In the extremely unlikely even the Colts take it..."


Burrell - Jan 28, 2010 9:53:22 am PST #4623 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Sad to hear about Zinn and Salinger.


DavidS - Jan 28, 2010 9:54:57 am PST #4624 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Yikes again! Crime scene photos with actual body. (Same one that later turns up in the autopsy.)


Aims - Jan 28, 2010 9:57:14 am PST #4625 of 30001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Dear Idiots -

It is possible to be pro-choice and never have had an abortion. Just as it is possible to be pro-life and have never been pregnant.

IJS.

Signed,
The Idiot Who Commented After Loads of Smart People Told Her To Stay Away - Will I never Learn???


Jessica - Jan 28, 2010 9:59:18 am PST #4626 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

It is possible to be pro-choice and never have had an abortion.

I read on the internet that some whackos are even pro-choice and have kids!!!

Step away from the stupid, Aims. You cannot reason with this person.


Aims - Jan 28, 2010 10:00:06 am PST #4627 of 30001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I read on the internet that some whackos are even pro-choice and have kids!!!

NO FUCKING WAY??

I heard that they even VOTE!!!

*gasp, fingers to lips*


Jessica - Jan 28, 2010 10:00:25 am PST #4628 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

faints dead away from shock