Get up...get up, you stupid piece of... What did you do that for? What's wrong with you? Didn't you hear a word he said? All of you! You think there's someone just going to drop money on you?! Money they could use?! Well, there ain't people like that. There's just people like me.

Jayne ,'Jaynestown'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Cashmere - Jan 28, 2010 5:12:56 am PST #4547 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.

What are the other internet laws/corollaries/adages besides Godwin? I'm blanking.

The part for my minivan is backordered and the dealership has no idea when they can get it. I have preschool drop off/pick up tomorrow, gymnastics on Saturday, and Liv's birthday party is Sunday so I need to shop for that. I need the Mystery Machine back in working condition!


msbelle - Jan 28, 2010 5:14:16 am PST #4548 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

I found some of the good coffee. mwahahaha

I would like to go shopping instead of work today, preferrably with someone else's money. Anyone need a personal shopper for the day? I could also go for curling up on the couch and reading all day.


tommyrot - Jan 28, 2010 5:16:11 am PST #4549 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

What are the other internet laws/corollaries/adages besides Godwin? I'm blanking.

Internet rules and laws: the top 10, from Godwin to Poe


tommyrot - Jan 28, 2010 5:18:42 am PST #4550 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

OK, I've heard "Rule 34," but not all of this:

Rule 34 States: “If it exists, there is porn of it.” See also Rule 35: “If no such porn exists, it will be made.” Generally held to refer to fictional characters and cartoons, although some formulations insist there are "no exceptions" even for abstract ideas like non-Euclidean geometry, or puzzlement.

There's non-Euclidean geometry porn? Uh-oh.


Cashmere - Jan 28, 2010 5:20:57 am PST #4551 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Thanks, tommy!


Gudanov - Jan 28, 2010 5:21:16 am PST #4552 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping

Our dogs rank in at 5 (Fenris the Beagle) and 50 (Thor the Akita). Both are shelter dogs, but the Beagle looks exactly like a Beagle. The Akita is more of a stretch, but Akita is the most dominant look.


Gudanov - Jan 28, 2010 5:22:02 am PST #4553 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping

There's non-Euclidean geometry porn?

I'm sure it exists, but it's hard to visualize.


smonster - Jan 28, 2010 5:23:44 am PST #4554 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

he always came off as phony to me. (friends blamed this on my being a Yankee)

Oh, no, honey. Lots of us Southerners smelled the bullshit on that one.

She comes off like a power hungry shrew.

I can't comment on the campaign trail, but my sister had contact with her as a high school student (the Edwards created a learning lab at the HS where their late son attended) and reported her as very sweet but stern.


Frankenbuddha - Jan 28, 2010 5:24:18 am PST #4555 of 30001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Generally held to refer to fictional characters and cartoons, although some formulations insist there are "no exceptions" even for abstract ideas like non-Euclidean geometry, or puzzlement.

Now I'm imagining new and exciting uses for moebius strips.


tommyrot - Jan 28, 2010 5:25:39 am PST #4556 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I think I want this t-shirt:

It’s A Trap! Admiral Ackbar by Matt Leyen

The “It’s A Trap!” t-shirt by Matt Leyen on Shirt.Woot tells the real story behind that famous phrase by Admiral Ackbar in Return of the Jedi.