because cows are stupid and annoying animals
And they step on your feet and smugly chew their cud while you try to get the damned thing to move.
Angel: Will you just shut up for once?! Illyria: What? Angel: My God, the speechifying. Has it ever occurred to you that now might not be the best time for when-we-were-muck stories?
'Time Bomb'
Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Connie Neil - Jan 27, 2010 6:26:29 am PST #4345 of 30001
brillig
Tom Scola - Jan 27, 2010 6:27:20 am PST #4346 of 30001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
tommyrot - Jan 27, 2010 6:28:15 am PST #4347 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
And they step on your feet and smugly chew their cud while you try to get the damned thing to move.
Totes! And they go in the wrong stantion, causing the cow whose stantion that is to go into a wrong stantion, etc. And occasionally they fart so hard that shit flies into your hair....
DavidS - Jan 27, 2010 6:34:16 am PST #4348 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Hipster infestations have become commonplace in modern times.
They're kind of like the new Zombies.
DavidS - Jan 27, 2010 6:34:54 am PST #4349 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
And occasionally they fart so hard that shit flies into your hair....
That's distressing inside news. Though it has cinematic potential.
Polter-Cow - Jan 27, 2010 6:35:57 am PST #4350 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Hipster infestations have become commonplace in modern times.
They're kind of like the new Zombies.
There, you have your new literary trend.
tommyrot - Jan 27, 2010 6:36:26 am PST #4351 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Though it has cinematic potential.
For some reason I imagine this would work best in slo-mo 3-D, with Euro-disco music playing....
Steph L. - Jan 27, 2010 6:40:20 am PST #4352 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Hipster infestations have become commonplace in modern times.
They're kind of like the new Zombies.
Yet so much more intolerable. (My neighborhood is Cincinnati's hipster epicenter, and it's so annoying. It's PBR and those douchebag hats everywhere.)
DavidS - Jan 27, 2010 6:47:19 am PST #4353 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
The glorification of Pabst Blue Ribbon is boggling. Who would've thought that Blue Velvet would be so influential.
That stuff is weasel piss.
Tom Scola - Jan 27, 2010 6:47:44 am PST #4354 of 30001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
$2 weasel piss.