And occasionally they fart so hard that shit flies into your hair....
That's distressing inside news. Though it has cinematic potential.
Jayne: Well... I don't like the idea of someone hearin' what I'm thinkin'. Inara: No one likes the idea of hearing what you're thinking.
'Objects In Space'
Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
DavidS - Jan 27, 2010 6:34:54 am PST #4349 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Polter-Cow - Jan 27, 2010 6:35:57 am PST #4350 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Hipster infestations have become commonplace in modern times.
They're kind of like the new Zombies.
There, you have your new literary trend.
tommyrot - Jan 27, 2010 6:36:26 am PST #4351 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Though it has cinematic potential.
For some reason I imagine this would work best in slo-mo 3-D, with Euro-disco music playing....
Steph L. - Jan 27, 2010 6:40:20 am PST #4352 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Hipster infestations have become commonplace in modern times.
They're kind of like the new Zombies.
Yet so much more intolerable. (My neighborhood is Cincinnati's hipster epicenter, and it's so annoying. It's PBR and those douchebag hats everywhere.)
DavidS - Jan 27, 2010 6:47:19 am PST #4353 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
The glorification of Pabst Blue Ribbon is boggling. Who would've thought that Blue Velvet would be so influential.
That stuff is weasel piss.
Tom Scola - Jan 27, 2010 6:47:44 am PST #4354 of 30001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
$2 weasel piss.
Jessica - Jan 27, 2010 6:48:15 am PST #4355 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
If it were actually good beer, you couldn't enjoy it ironically.
tommyrot - Jan 27, 2010 6:48:50 am PST #4356 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
When I was in high school, we called Old Milwaukee beer "frog piss" because on the can it sorta appears that a frog is pissing in a funnel.
P.M. Marc - Jan 27, 2010 6:51:19 am PST #4357 of 30001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
My other view is it's more morally objectionable to eat an intelligent animal than a dumb one. From this view, it's worse to eat a dog than a cow, because cows are stupid and annoying animals. Or maybe I just have childhood issues about having to do chores on a dairy farm....
Pigs are smarter than dogs. THIS VIEW ELIMINATES BACON. PLEASE REVISE!!!!11! (I actually think it's vaguely skeevy to eat animals, yet so tasty, I fail at my own moral code. ALAS.)
Also, the order of the following things when catching up? HILARIOUS.
Hipster infestations have become commonplace in modern times.
They're kind of like the new Zombies.
And occasionally they fart so hard that shit flies into your hair....
§ ita § - Jan 27, 2010 6:52:17 am PST #4358 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Aarrrgh! Monday and Tuesday critical developer was out of the office, so key meeting was delayed two days. Today only-slightly-less-critical two developers are out of the office, so the key meeting can't be today either. And we were supposed to deliver the results Monday.
Me? I feel like crap on toast, but because I kinda always do, I figure no point in actually staying home. But if I'd known, I totally would have. Especially since I got stuck in traffic on the commute in and had to call in for the meeting I'm covering for New Guy (who's also out today).
I so want to go home at lunch.
Did I mention Boss isn't here either?