The game could “foster an inmate’s obsession with escaping from the real-life correctional environment, fostering hostility, violence and escape behavior,” prison officials said in court.
Yeah, without D&D the inmates will be all, "This isn't quite optimal, but I guess I'll linger quietly for a bit."
Tilda Swinton Would 'Absolutely' Play Conan (PHOTOS)
Oh,
that
Conan. I thought, initially, that she'd play the same Conan that Jason Momoa is playing.
She's good. She's not that good.
See, the prison officials are thinking about it all wrong. What they should do is make prison a big, giant LARP. Assign characters on their way in, they get character points for doing good things, lose karma points for doing bad things, and if they want to shank a motherfucker, they gotta roll initiative with a -20.
Like there are centaurs and shit in the prison.
Like there are centaurs and shit in the prison.
What you really gotta watch out for, though, is the Grey Ooze.
So I read a magazine, drank a pot of caffeinated tea and proceeded to sleep 5 hours. Uhg.
Needed it blahblahblah, I hate sleeping all day. And I like sleep! I just feel so useless.
What they should do is make prison a big, giant LARP. Assign characters on their way in, they get character points for doing good things, lose karma points for doing bad things, and if they want to shank a motherfucker, they gotta roll initiative with a -20.
This is pretty much the plot of the novel I'm reading. (Glasshouse by Charles Stross)
I was going to go jeans shopping this afternoon, since I have to be semi-near the Gap outlet anyway, but now I really don't want to! That's a bad frame of mind for jeans shopping, right? So I should just skip it?
Yeah, especially because for the future, I'll know the route.