What they should do is make prison a big, giant LARP. Assign characters on their way in, they get character points for doing good things, lose karma points for doing bad things, and if they want to shank a motherfucker, they gotta roll initiative with a -20.
This is pretty much the plot of the novel I'm reading. (Glasshouse by Charles Stross)
I was going to go jeans shopping this afternoon, since I have to be semi-near the Gap outlet anyway, but now I really don't want to! That's a bad frame of mind for jeans shopping, right? So I should just skip it?
Yeah, especially because for the future, I'll know the route.
I need new jeans in the worst way, but it's so hard to find anything that's not super low rise skinny jeans right now. Which are fine for some circumstances I guess, like going out jeans, but not really for every day slounging. Plus I'm on the cusp between sizes right now so it's an extra PITA to find something that works.
I am halfway thinking of buying the biggest pair of mom jeans I can then next time I buy. full on frump.
From an exercise article:
Rent motivation.
Once a week, watch a movie that inspires you to exercise. Examples: Rocky (for the gym), American Flyers (for cycling), Hoosiers (for team sports), and Chariots of Fire and Without Limits (both for running).
Movies that inspire me to exercise: Terminator 1 and 2; 28 Days Later; the Living Dead movies; The Birds.
Conclusion: I think being attacked by zombies is more probable than my becoming a world-class athlete.
Conclusion: I think being attacked by zombies is more probable than my becoming a world-class athlete.
How about dress Mr. Peabody up as a zombie and have him chase you around the yard?
I need new jeans in the worst way, but it's so hard to find anything that's not super low rise skinny jeans right now.
Yes.
Which are fine for some circumstances I guess,
But no. I tried on some the other day that were really close to working, except when I sat down and my entire ass crack was exposed. And not in a cute way.
Conclusion: I think being attacked by zombies is more probable than my becoming a world-class athlete.
In my case I know that's true. The fact that I don't want to become a world-class athlete probably figures into this.