It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Sophia Brooks - Jan 22, 2010 1:54:58 pm PST #3611 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

This weekend I am cleaning, knitting, and making more food for my freezer.


Hil R. - Jan 22, 2010 1:59:18 pm PST #3612 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

My dishwasher is broken. I've been hand-washing dishes, and I do not like it. (Also, all my dishtowels are soaked from mopping up the water that leaked out of my dishwasher, so I have nothing to dry the dishes with.)


megan walker - Jan 22, 2010 2:01:15 pm PST #3613 of 30001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

I'm doing this little thing in LA tomorrow, with some friends.

Huh. I'll also be in LA. Where will you be? Maybe we can figure out a way to get together.


Polter-Cow - Jan 22, 2010 2:01:59 pm PST #3614 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Wow, you're both in LA? What a coincidence!


flea - Jan 22, 2010 2:02:02 pm PST #3615 of 30001
information libertarian

I want to go to the wine store and get some wine, and go to Lowe's and get a toilet paper holder, new paintbrushes, and stuff to build a garden trellis out of. I do not plan to drink wine while doing home improvement tasks, though. Drinking and the cordless drill do not mix.


shrift - Jan 22, 2010 2:07:19 pm PST #3616 of 30001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Drinking and the cordless drill do not mix.

They do if you're Bernard Black and Manny Bianco.


Connie Neil - Jan 22, 2010 2:16:12 pm PST #3617 of 30001
brillig

Hubby wants to flip the mattress tomorrow and see what the structural status of the bed is. This involves excavating all the edges of the bed. I predict Men With Bad Backs Who Do Too Much, Look What The Cat Did, and Why Can't You Just Do What I Tell You?, among other fun domestic reality programs.


askye - Jan 22, 2010 2:26:53 pm PST #3618 of 30001
Thrive to spite them

I cut a girl's hair off once.

Well, not all her hair. This was in 4th grade and I sat next to her and she was mean to me. She had this long long hair that she was vain about.

So I took a pair of scissors and snipped off a lock at the end. Not much. In fact she didn't even notice until I told her.

I only told her because I was mad at her and wanted to see her reaction. Of course this didn't help my social standing at school and one of her friends wailed about how her hair would grow crooked. You couldn't actually SEE anything was wrong.

The only thing that happened was I couldn't have scissors any more without supervision.


Vortex - Jan 22, 2010 2:27:43 pm PST #3619 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

The only thing that happened was I couldn't have scissors any more without supervision.

and your sense of satisfaction, don't forget that.


sarameg - Jan 22, 2010 2:27:54 pm PST #3620 of 30001

ACK! Loki just licked my eyeliner off! That was so random. He was nuzzling my hair and I turned to tell him to stop, and he just...licked my eyelid.

OK, pooltime.