Early: You folks are all insane. Simon: Well, my sister's a ship. We had a complicated childhood.

'Objects In Space'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Vortex - Jan 22, 2010 2:27:43 pm PST #3619 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

The only thing that happened was I couldn't have scissors any more without supervision.

and your sense of satisfaction, don't forget that.


sarameg - Jan 22, 2010 2:27:54 pm PST #3620 of 30001

ACK! Loki just licked my eyeliner off! That was so random. He was nuzzling my hair and I turned to tell him to stop, and he just...licked my eyelid.

OK, pooltime.


§ ita § - Jan 22, 2010 2:28:33 pm PST #3621 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I gave my sister a fringe when we were little. You've seen black people's hair. There wasn't much actual fringing going on. I fucked her hair up and it looked unfixably stupid for a while. I don't think I got any birthday presents taken away, though.


Typo Boy - Jan 22, 2010 2:29:07 pm PST #3622 of 30001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

I hate filing bugs. Our developers all have puppy dog eyes.

Huh. When I was a developer, if there were bugs, we wanted bug reports so we could fix it. To get the message to users, we put a cookie jars out with signs "reward yourself if you helped us improve our system by reporting a bug". (Yes, people took cookies even when they did not report. But it got the message across that if you notice something wrong, we really want you to report it.)


§ ita § - Jan 22, 2010 2:31:23 pm PST #3623 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Our developers don't actually do anything to impart guilt upon me when I report a bug. They just look anxious and kind of disappointed. I hate making them make that face. I much prefer the "The users really liked us!" face.


askye - Jan 22, 2010 2:31:25 pm PST #3624 of 30001
Thrive to spite them

Yes and my satisfaction.


javachik - Jan 22, 2010 2:32:58 pm PST #3625 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.

sarameg, I've had that happen with the puppy. She is obsessed with textures and scents.

Huh. I'll also be in LA. Where will you be? Maybe we can figure out a way to get together.

I don't know. Our friends are pretty different; don't know if they'll really get on.


-t - Jan 22, 2010 2:34:32 pm PST #3626 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

My grandmother cut my bangs off when I was a baby, and my mother was mad enough to remember the incident and tell me about it later. Probably when there was another haircutting incident. Most of the unauthorized haircutting incidents I actually remember involve gum, and no one getting punished. [Grandmother was not punished, by the way].

Oh, I am continuing to crochet my sweater this weekend. And, at the rate it seems to be going, picking my car up from the tire place because they haven't called me yet to say it's ready. Possibly I should check on that right now.


Typo Boy - Jan 22, 2010 2:37:37 pm PST #3627 of 30001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Our developers don't actually do anything to impart guilt upon me when I report a bug. They just look anxious and kind of disappointed. I hate making them make that face. I much prefer the "The users really liked us!" face.

An involuntary reaction. That is why our supervisor trained us to smile and say "thank you" in response to bug reports. Not the natural response, but an important one to avoid users reacting the way you do. Plus cookies.


Vortex - Jan 22, 2010 2:43:44 pm PST #3628 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

I have ordered pho for takeout. I need to kill 10 minutes before I leave to pick it up. I need it to be ready because I'm going to double park.