Simon: I'm trying to put this as delicately as I can... How do I know you won't kill me in my sleep? Mal: You don't know me, son. So let me explain this to you once: If I ever kill you, you'll be awake, you'll be facing me, and you'll be armed.

'Serenity'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jessica - Jan 21, 2010 12:34:56 pm PST #3320 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I'm already paying $35 for a stylist to fix it.

Holy crap. I'm so glad I'm having all boys. (I cut D's hair myself with clippers. It's not perfect, but he's two and I'm cheap.)

She mentioned scaring Liv by showing her E's hair tomorrow but honestly, I've gone over this with her and it's not something I want Liv to carry around with her for fucking ever.

Okay, the line into unreasonably crazy has officially been crossed with this woman.


Kathy A - Jan 21, 2010 12:36:22 pm PST #3321 of 30001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

That woman is just being ridiculous--it's only hair! It'll grow back! WTF.

IpuppyN, The Hand is doing some cleaning of their bed. Looks like one of them had a little mess.


Stephanie - Jan 21, 2010 12:36:39 pm PST #3322 of 30001
Trust my rage

I'll own up that I'm neurotic and weird about Lillian's hair, largely because it's never been cut, and I'd be totally off the rails irrational if something happened to it.

I finally cut Ellie's hair at 3.5 only because it was so dry on the ends that it was leading to lots of tangles and fights. So I get why she's upset because I would have been very upset if someone had cut her hair before I did. But there's no reason to keep mentioning it to you. That's passive-aggressive guilt-mongering and certainly shouldn't be passed on to Liv. Again - I blame the mom. She should have been supervising her child. What if they'd found something more dangerous than scissors?

eta: And when I say I blame the mom, I'm not sure anyone should really be blamed. But if the mom insists on saddling someone with guilt, she is the one responsible.


Sheryl - Jan 21, 2010 12:39:56 pm PST #3323 of 30001
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"

Timelies all!

Sleepy...


Daisy Jane - Jan 21, 2010 12:41:27 pm PST #3324 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

ION: Has everyone seen the Eve-with-the-apple Caprica promos (by which I mean web placements). Does it look horribly photoshopped a la Ralph Lauren to anyone else?


flea - Jan 21, 2010 12:41:43 pm PST #3325 of 30001
information libertarian

That mother is someone I would have no need to continue to associate with. I mean honestly, a 3 year old with access to scissors is asking for trouble, and putting her neurosis on you is all wrong.

ETA: Plei, do you think it would upset you if Lily cut her own hair?


§ ita § - Jan 21, 2010 12:43:45 pm PST #3326 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I made it to Chipotle time! And they stopped talking Java! But my doctor hasn't called in my refill yet, and there's little point leaving for home unless I can pick that up on the way. At least I'm still being useful in the meeting.

At least I think I am. I really can't shut up. I have a problem keeping my thoughts to myself.


sumi - Jan 21, 2010 12:45:46 pm PST #3327 of 30001
Art Crawl!!!

I've seen the Caprica ad but I'm not familiar with the Ralph Lauren ad. . . or at least, I don't remember it.


Anne W. - Jan 21, 2010 12:46:09 pm PST #3328 of 30001
The lost sheep grow teeth, forsake their lambs, and lie with the lions.

Cash, I would be horribly tempted to say something like this the next time she brings it up:

"I really am sorry about your daughter's hair, but you did leave two three year old girls unsupervised for long enough for that to happen. They really aren't old enough to know better--that's why I would never leave them alone with craft supplies."


Hil R. - Jan 21, 2010 12:47:08 pm PST #3329 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I saw a website a while ago that rated a whole ton of charities and nonprofits based on a bunch of factors, like how much money went to aid vs. administration, and some other stuff like that. Anybody know what site that was? There's a group that I want to look up.