Observation: the cat has breakfasted on a huge mound of asparagus stems and is now passed out cold on the kitchen counter.
Analysis: cats is weird.
Mal: You know, you ain't quite right. River: It's the popular theory.
'Objects In Space'
Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
brenda m - May 14, 2010 3:49:38 am PDT #29386 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
brenda m - May 14, 2010 3:58:28 am PDT #29387 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Fay, glad to hear you're okay. I was thinking about you when I heard the news this am.
Frankenbuddha - May 14, 2010 4:08:55 am PDT #29388 of 30001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Yikes, Fay! Way-less-excitement-ma for you.
Jesse - May 14, 2010 4:10:38 am PDT #29389 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Yikes, Fay! Stay safe. And electrified....
(Her instincts were a lot better than mine though, since she ran away screaming while I suffered through that lunatic place for three years.)
Heh.
Sophia Brooks - May 14, 2010 4:16:53 am PDT #29390 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
I interviewed for a job in the publications office of the University and while I was interviewing, my interviewer received a call that was obviously about the job I was interviewing for.
The person on the phone got the job, but then I interviewed for and got her old job, which was my first job here.
tommyrot - May 14, 2010 4:19:04 am PDT #29391 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
billytea - May 14, 2010 4:21:26 am PDT #29392 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Stay safe, Fay. That's not a comfortable situation to be in.
tommyrot - May 14, 2010 4:28:23 am PDT #29393 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Kat - May 14, 2010 4:43:06 am PDT #29394 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
Yikes Fay! Be safe!
tommyrot - May 14, 2010 4:46:39 am PDT #29395 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
OK, I changed my mind - I don't want a dolphin friend.
Study Reveals Dolphins Lack Capacity To Mock Celebrity Culture
GALVESTON, TX—A study conducted by marine biologists at Texas A&M University has found that bottlenose dolphins, long thought to be among the most intelligent members of the animal kingdom, are "utterly incapable" of pointing out the flaws of celebrities and knocking them down a peg or two.
According to a paper published last week in the journal Science, when presented with photos of music, TV, and film personalities, dolphins failed on every occasion to mock the well-known public figures, missing countless opportunities to take mean-spirited potshots at their hair, past romantic partners, or breast implants.
"Frankly, this is shocking," said Professor Michael Hodges, lead author of the study. "Given their impressive brain-to-body ratio, we believed dolphins would be capable of trashing Lady Gaga, or at the very least, succeed in rolling their eyes at Kendra Wilkinson's post-baby weight gain. Instead, all we observed were blank, snarkless stares."
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"In one trial, Tursiops truncatus specimens were shown pictures of Renée Zellweger in two dresses, one stunning and one hideous," said neurobiologist Anne Gross, who helped conduct the experiment. "Not only did a disappointing 88 percent fail to respond in any way, but 100 percent completely missed the chance to call her a squirrel-face or ask whether the things dangling from her ears were supposed to be jewelry or some sort of fucked-up preschool art project."
The Onion, of course.