Assuming it is not as short as it seems in the picture, I would go with Shapes!
Yeah, I'm not sure why that one is so short. It may be that short. It was the first tie I ever had.
Hey, look, I actually do have an ironing board and iron. Let's see if I can do this.
They all look fine to me.
t /not helping
Good for you having an ironing board and iron, though. I should get me some of those.
If it's too short, you can't wear it.
Too short is way worse than no tie and a nice shirt. BTW, P-C, go get yourself a nice white dress shirt and a blazer. Every man should have them for just this kind of event.
If it's too short, you can't wear it.
This. You will look like a clown.
Every man should have them for just this kind of event.
Heh. That reminds me - I don't have a blazer, sport coat or suit jacket that fits me. I hope no one I know gets married or dies soon....
If it's too short, you can't wear it.
Oh, I know.
This. You will look like a clown.
What if I'm going to a clown party?
What if I'm going to a clown party?
Then only if it's a
formal
clown party.
What if I'm going to a clown party?
Then you better be arriving in a tiny car with 20 other clowns.