If it's too short, you can't wear it.
Oh, I know.
This. You will look like a clown.
What if I'm going to a clown party?
Every planet has its own weird customs. About a year before we met, I spent six weeks on a moon where the principal form of recreation was juggling geese. My hand to God. Baby geese. Goslings. They were juggled.
Wash ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Polter-Cow - Jan 08, 2010 2:34:09 pm PST #294 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
tommyrot - Jan 08, 2010 2:34:50 pm PST #295 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
What if I'm going to a clown party?
Then only if it's a formal clown party.
megan walker - Jan 08, 2010 2:36:18 pm PST #296 of 30001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist
What if I'm going to a clown party?
Then you better be arriving in a tiny car with 20 other clowns.
tommyrot - Jan 08, 2010 2:37:50 pm PST #297 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Or else in a sidecar of a motorcycle driven by a bear.
aurelia - Jan 08, 2010 2:37:56 pm PST #298 of 30001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
Assuming it is not as short as it seems in the picture, I would go with Shapes!
I concur.
Sophia Brooks - Jan 08, 2010 2:52:16 pm PST #299 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
Also, men, PLEASE purchase a slim fitted shirt if you are slim. It is a great look. I tailored a bunch of shirts for our last show, and the guys looked great!
Kathy-- if you are still here, visit www.zennioptical,com before you buy the sunglasses. I paid around $20.00 for mine there, and they are wonderful. I also have 10 pair of their regular glasses, and they are perfect and ranged in price from $8.00 - $20.00.
ETA- I am now listening to Jonathon Coultons Baby Got Back, AIFG. I will need to introduce this to my students next semester as sewing music.
Sophia Brooks - Jan 08, 2010 3:00:50 pm PST #300 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
Re the labia dye
Why is it that Audrey is the deepest darkest red color? Also, ewwwww! I feel like we are going back to the days where John Ruskin was so scared and surprised by his wife's pubic hair that he couldn't have sex with her.
tommyrot - Jan 08, 2010 3:02:59 pm PST #301 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Jesse - Jan 08, 2010 3:06:16 pm PST #302 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
The music on that link suprised my cat! But he didn't seem to care about Levitating Cat's judgement.
flea - Jan 08, 2010 3:07:11 pm PST #303 of 30001
information libertarian
Speaking of labia, my sister sent me this. [link] It is so very not safe for work, involving a woman skydiving wearing nothing but a pair of Uggs. But it's kind of hilarious.