Yeah, but you're an amateur fry cook and I come from a long line of fry cooks that don't live past 25.

Buffy ,'Showtime'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - May 07, 2010 11:54:14 am PDT #28065 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

"You do watch Firefly don't you?", ita said. And then punched him in the face.

I am so tempted to purloin that for a tagline...may I?

I made a misstep with my sister. I looked up an old friend of hers and encouraged sis to get back in touch with her, primarily because I missed her and wanted to know what she was up to (it's possible I was a little involved in my sister's social life while we went to the same schools). Turns out the chick? REALLY STRANGE. Drunken garbled sexual FB status chick. Boring chick. Intrusive question chick.

My sister has been pretty nice about not pointing the finger at me for this social torture she's being put through, but oops. I'd so hoped this weird and zany teen beauty had grown up into something fascinating, but no.

Maybe I should track down another of my sister's friends. To make up for it. Can't go worse.

Liese, that's really cool about your SO. Both the music and the calming.


§ ita § - May 07, 2010 12:09:57 pm PDT #28066 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Huh. I thought the vending machine guy was joshing with me. But he did only load the machine with the drink I said I wanted. The sudden, strange power of a wrinkled nose and a pout...


Strega - May 07, 2010 12:11:19 pm PDT #28067 of 30001

I was anti roller-coaster at Emmett's age, got peer-pressured into finally going on one and I hated it. As soon as I felt well enough to stand once it was over, I clocked the guy who'd talked me into it in the head.

I heart Jessica. I did Space Mountain when I was around 20 and confirmed that I don't like coasters. It didn't make me sick, it was just the opposite of fun. I think I'm allergic to adrenaline.

But I didn't clock anyone, partly because the guy who talked me into it was my dad.


tommyrot - May 07, 2010 12:11:43 pm PDT #28068 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

The sudden, strange power of a wrinkled nose and a pout...

Was there that sound that Samantha made on Bewitched?


§ ita § - May 07, 2010 12:20:19 pm PDT #28069 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Was there that sound that Samantha made on Bewitched?

That's what that was.

Thank dog I'm not reliving I Dream of Jeannie instead.

I like the up and downy rides (it's possible I have an adrenaline addiction) but can't take the teacups. Or IMAX movies about the space shuttle.


Jesse - May 07, 2010 12:23:32 pm PDT #28070 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

When I was a kid, I was scared of rollercoasters, but loved the super pukey spinny rides. Now I'm the opposite. Well, less scared of the spinny rides as averse to puking.

Teacups are just good fun!


§ ita § - May 07, 2010 12:24:59 pm PDT #28071 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I have also never had a good time on the bumper cars. Like REALLY bad times on them. Gave me driving anxiety that lasted until learner's lessons.


Gudanov - May 07, 2010 12:26:23 pm PDT #28072 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping

Rollercoasters == fun. Spinny rides == cookie tossing.


tommyrot - May 07, 2010 12:26:55 pm PDT #28073 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I have also never had a good time on the bumper cars. Like REALLY bad times on them.

Like when your car won't go because the steering wheel is turned the wrong way or cars have you pinned somewhere and then someone just keeps ramming into you over and over?


§ ita § - May 07, 2010 12:27:45 pm PDT #28074 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Like when your car won't go because the steering wheel is turned the wrong way or cars have you pinned somewhere and then someone just keeps ramming into you over and over?

TO INFINITY.