It's all about choices, Faith. The ones we make, and the ones we don't. Oh, and the consequences. Those are always fun.

Angelus ,'Smile Time'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - May 07, 2010 6:32:08 am PDT #27970 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

My ideal get-to-know-you conversation involves some mutual trash-talking about TV or movies or comics or something.

But that's mutual, and not disrespectful. I wouldn't need a guy to like Firefly or Supernatural, but he better not be pissy about me liking my shit.

Guy a cube over, speaking of dissing, is talking trash about rum. I almost interrupted, and then realised, oh, sense of proportion and relevance. He's calling it a girly drink. Because of how people mix it. Like I can reason with a guy who will talk so proudly about downing 45 beers in an evening. Obviously we approach drinking differently.


tommyrot - May 07, 2010 6:35:52 am PDT #27971 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Above-Average Plastic Surgeon Takes Out Amazing Billboard (PHOTO)

Huh? Caption is funny....


Jesse - May 07, 2010 6:36:48 am PDT #27972 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Or was her sister???

You know, I think the sister was the second one! And what was supposed to be my roommate's middle name ended up her twin's first name. Apparently, after the first one came out, the mother was like, "I think there's another baby coming!" and the doctor said, yeah, no, that's the afterbirth -- and then took a closer look. Good times.


tommyrot - May 07, 2010 6:41:12 am PDT #27973 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Apparently, after the first one came out, the mother was like, "I think there's another baby coming!" and the doctor said, yeah, no, that's the afterbirth -- and then took a closer look. Good times.

You know how when you take your clothes out of the dryer and you make one last check to make sure there isn't a sock or something still left in there? That's what doctors should do.


Hayden - May 07, 2010 6:45:29 am PDT #27974 of 30001
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

Many thanks, y'all. I've finished my coffee and still want vengeance. But I'll settle for getting stinkin' drunk tonight.


§ ita § - May 07, 2010 6:49:11 am PDT #27975 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Corwood, that's just incredibly incredibly pissy, to put a petty word on something much bigger than that. I'm mad on your behalf.


tommyrot - May 07, 2010 6:52:16 am PDT #27976 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Some cool photos: Japanese Cat Café

So, this is weird! Apparently in Japan they have these places called “cat cafés.” They’re sort of like geisha theaters except instead paying to spend time with beautiful women, you’re paying ¥1000 ($10.65 USD) an hour to spend time with cats. Patrons are apparently required to remove their shoes, and be very quiet (you’re not supposed to wake up any sleeping cats) and are loaned cat toys. Man, that sounds awesome. If they had these in America I would totally go to one.


DavidS - May 07, 2010 6:59:16 am PDT #27977 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Cor, that Not!Buyer is pathetic. A pox on her. An itchy one.

Good luck, Theo. You'll ace it.

Happy birthday, Glam!

Emmett's off at Great America today as part of a school outing. All the 8th graders go after they finish their iSearch projects. It's his first time on a roller coaster.

I told him (repeatedly) to not eat so much junk food that he puked or got the trots. You'd think I wouldn't have to say this more than once, and yet my experience with him over the years has not indicated he has any more sense about what he puts in his mouth than a hungry Rottweiler.


Strega - May 07, 2010 7:04:50 am PDT #27978 of 30001

But that's mutual, and not disrespectful.

Sure – but before it can be mutual, one person has to start it, and the other person has to not take it personally. You don’t know for sure till you try.

A: “I really liked X, have you seen it?”
B: "I only saw enough to determine that it was terrible, sorry."

If A responds by laughing or being faux-outraged, coolness. If A is insulted or genuinely outraged, badness.


tommyrot - May 07, 2010 7:09:05 am PDT #27979 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I love making up fake science facts, so this blog is right up my alley: Fake Science

This made me LOL: What makes a volcano explode?