A FRAUD! A FRAUD AMONGST US!
Dude, I am totally going to have to get BK for lunch now. (thanks for the excuse)
Spike: At least give me Wesley's office since he's gone. Angel: He's not gone. He's on a leave of absence. Spike: Yeah, right. Boo-hoo. Thought he killed his bloody father. Try staking your mother when she's coming on to you! Harmony: Well…that explains a lot.
'Destiny'
Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
msbelle - May 07, 2010 6:00:41 am PDT #27940 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
Ginger - May 07, 2010 6:01:00 am PDT #27941 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
The buyer for my house terminated the contract because they are afraid that at some point in the future there might be a termite infestation,
Corwood, that is so lame. It's the south. Any house she buys that's not a concrete bunker has the potential for a termite infestation. If her termite company uses a baiting system, she won't be exposed to chemicals at all. Doesn't she have to have a reason that doesn't cause people to point and laugh in order to terminate a contract?
amych - May 07, 2010 6:01:54 am PDT #27942 of 30001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Dude, termites AT SOME FUTURE DATE? Sheee-it, my house could have a piece of Skylab land on it tomorrow, but neither we nor the seller felt that it was possible to inspect for anything beyond currently-existing Terminators.
-t - May 07, 2010 6:04:17 am PDT #27943 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Sorry about the flakes, Corwood. That is a pretty bizarre reason for backing out.
I know my parents told me what my name would have been if I was a boy, but I'm not sure I remember. Michael? Andrew? I know I was confused as to why my younger sister's what-if-she-was-a-boy name was different from mine - they hadn't used mine, why not go back to it? Or why my name wasn't the name my brother would have if he'd been a girl (though I don't remember what that was, either
Hil R. - May 07, 2010 6:05:36 am PDT #27944 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
If I had been a boy, I would have probably been Daniel or Zachary.
amych - May 07, 2010 6:05:46 am PDT #27945 of 30001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Yeah, it does seem efficient to use the if-it-were-a-boy name the next time you have the opportunity, if you're going through all the choosing anyway.
Sue - May 07, 2010 6:08:18 am PDT #27946 of 30001
hip deep in pie
Boo on that buyer, Corwood. Boo!
I am sure I have told y'all that I was going to be Louise until my brother intervened.
Jessica - May 07, 2010 6:08:50 am PDT #27947 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I would have been Adam if I were a boy.
I think my parents were surprised by all our genders (or at least, they didn't tell their existing children in advance - I was surprised by all three of my sibs).
Barb - May 07, 2010 6:09:50 am PDT #27948 of 30001
“Not dead yet!”
Happy Birthday, GC!
Good luck, Theo!
May a plague of locusts descend on those clueless buyers' heads, Corwood.
Umm... that's all I've got-- copyediting has ated my brayne. But I'll be done with them today! Oh, frabjous day!
Gudanov - May 07, 2010 6:10:05 am PDT #27949 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping
I would have been Adam if I were a boy.
What? Not Paul or Leto?