No. You're missing the point. The design of the thing is functional. The plan is not to shoot you. The plan is to get the girl. If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room.

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Ginger - May 07, 2010 6:01:00 am PDT #27941 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

The buyer for my house terminated the contract because they are afraid that at some point in the future there might be a termite infestation,

Corwood, that is so lame. It's the south. Any house she buys that's not a concrete bunker has the potential for a termite infestation. If her termite company uses a baiting system, she won't be exposed to chemicals at all. Doesn't she have to have a reason that doesn't cause people to point and laugh in order to terminate a contract?


amych - May 07, 2010 6:01:54 am PDT #27942 of 30001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Dude, termites AT SOME FUTURE DATE? Sheee-it, my house could have a piece of Skylab land on it tomorrow, but neither we nor the seller felt that it was possible to inspect for anything beyond currently-existing Terminators.


-t - May 07, 2010 6:04:17 am PDT #27943 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Sorry about the flakes, Corwood. That is a pretty bizarre reason for backing out.

I know my parents told me what my name would have been if I was a boy, but I'm not sure I remember. Michael? Andrew? I know I was confused as to why my younger sister's what-if-she-was-a-boy name was different from mine - they hadn't used mine, why not go back to it? Or why my name wasn't the name my brother would have if he'd been a girl (though I don't remember what that was, either


Hil R. - May 07, 2010 6:05:36 am PDT #27944 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

If I had been a boy, I would have probably been Daniel or Zachary.


amych - May 07, 2010 6:05:46 am PDT #27945 of 30001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Yeah, it does seem efficient to use the if-it-were-a-boy name the next time you have the opportunity, if you're going through all the choosing anyway.


Sue - May 07, 2010 6:08:18 am PDT #27946 of 30001
hip deep in pie

Boo on that buyer, Corwood. Boo!

I am sure I have told y'all that I was going to be Louise until my brother intervened.


Jessica - May 07, 2010 6:08:50 am PDT #27947 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I would have been Adam if I were a boy.

I think my parents were surprised by all our genders (or at least, they didn't tell their existing children in advance - I was surprised by all three of my sibs).


Barb - May 07, 2010 6:09:50 am PDT #27948 of 30001
“Not dead yet!”

Happy Birthday, GC!

Good luck, Theo!

May a plague of locusts descend on those clueless buyers' heads, Corwood.

Umm... that's all I've got-- copyediting has ated my brayne. But I'll be done with them today! Oh, frabjous day!


Gudanov - May 07, 2010 6:10:05 am PDT #27949 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping

I would have been Adam if I were a boy.

What? Not Paul or Leto?


msbelle - May 07, 2010 6:10:27 am PDT #27950 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

I would have been a Jeffrey, I think.