I hit a tree with my chair when I was twelve and I have a provocative bit of a road rash scar on my left wrist. It's so symnetrical that it has been mistaken for wrist surgery, and quite frankly, either self-mutilation or a suicide attempt, to which I can only say "Dark-humored people have accidents too."

Good Luck Sparky!

My sinus are being tingly, and not in the good wasabi way.

My biggest scar is from knee surgery, after I got hit by a car crossing the street. And they took a piece of bone from my hip to rebuild the knee, so there's a scar there too.

For a while I was tempted to get a tattoo of a zipper on top of the scar....

I just got these cool prescription sunglasses. So guess what I did today? I forgot my regular glasses, which means I gotta wear my sunglasses the whole day at work.

I turned my four monitors as bright as they go, which is good enough for me to see them. But the polarization issues are weird - if I tilt my head to the left, the screens get brighter. If I tilt my head to the right, the screens go dark. Weird.

so last night i took a bath. Nathaniel the cat kept trying to walk on me . and then my head and hair -- great things to play with

When did I get injured? turning of the water with my foot ( it is just push in ) Somehow that tweaked my knee

Has anyone heard from Kate P? I hope she's not having to deal with flooding. Nashville is really a mess.

My mother got power around 1 a.m., so I didn't have to figure out how to start a tweet war this morning.

She starts today, and emailed that she thought she wouldn't participate in helping to wash toys just yet since her little fellow really doesn't play with them much (he's three months, so she's not wrong).

@@. That's so weird to me because I know *I* would be so paranoid about fitting in and people liking my baby and so on.

ION, a coyote just sauntered down our street.

Has anyone heard from Kate P? I hope she's not having to deal with flooding. Nashville is really a mess.

Ooo. I'll call or text her now and report back.

Sparky, that lady is so @@-provoking. I hope it's just some weird manifestation of nerves and that she chills out.

This weekend I made the mistake of reading the comments when I first saw the story about the attempted NYC car bomb. It's depressing to see the accusations flying before anyone knew anything. Right-wing domestic terrorist, left-wing eco-terrorist, Islamic extremist: there are very few cool heads in the comment threads.

I have the day off and Tino is still working his fuckery. A landscape company was supposed to deliver an order of soil this AM, and they just called ( before noon) to say they are running behind. I have people coming over for dinner so I really can't wait around all day.

In the meantime, I thought I'd mow the lawn...except my mower is dead. It's the first time I've tried to use it this spring. It's only three years old and I've already had to have the motor replace once. Grr.