I don't do fic either.
'Touched'
Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
I'm not opposed to it, just easily freaked out. And probably too easily confused -- I read an official Criminal Minds tie-in book one time, and still forget that it wasn't an actual episode.
In other news about how I'm easily confused, since I stopped biting my nails a couple of years ago, I still don't quite know how to handle it when they get too long. I never cut my nails! But yes, now I need to sometimes.
I am way too easily scarred by the fic I can't handle. I find it very difficult to ignore. I can't browse for fic. I need to be pointed directly to it and then leave. I keep forgetting that, and thusly MCR Wincest. I even clicked on a cut tag, because I forget people write things I don't want to remember.
It's just never been something that grabs me, even in it's least-scarring form. People, different and all that.
Tired, fried and braindead.
Looks like Deuce is retiring again.
Well, huh. I'm sure there are good reasons for this little dance? I do like to see him on the sideline, in whatever capacity.
No, MCR Wincest. The Winchester brothers go home and shag after an MCR concert. ::shiver::
No. No, no, no. I do not wish to contemplate such things.
I can't browse for fic. I need to be pointed directly to it and then leave.
Yes, that.
Be glad you can be pointed and run. I tend to like a couple, and then read everything ever written until there are just dregs of horrible stories. I have been stuck reading Penny/Sheldon because of a mention in Plei's LJ, and there seem to be approximately 5 good fics. Yet I think I have read 30.
In other news, my cat is playing with a (n unused) tampon.
Since colbertnation.com used to have a fanfic page (including some PG-13 slash), I figure Real Stephen is more amused by it than squicked. The standalone page is gone, but I'd be surprised if it weren't still going strong in the forums.
But really, everyone should at least read Harry Potter and the Eagle of Truthiness, which is completely G rated and also hilarious.