Me: Hit head on desk by bed while sleeping.
Spike: Heard what happened up top, offing your dad and all. Don't know if you know this, but, uh…I killed my mum. Actually, I'd already killed her, and then she tried to shag me, so I had to-- Wesley: Thank you. I'm…very comforted.
'Lineage'
Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
smonster - May 02, 2010 4:51:53 pm PDT #26908 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
tommyrot - May 02, 2010 4:52:17 pm PDT #26909 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I have a fairly big scar on my leg from when I was four - I cut it while squeezing between a swather and the wall of a machine shed.
So that's really my weirdest scar. But I just had to share that swathers can kill.
(And that swather is so a word, despite what the Firefox spell-check says.)
Typo Boy - May 02, 2010 4:55:46 pm PDT #26910 of 30001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.
This takes extreme nerve on BPs part. Note - do not follow the link if you don't want to be enraged. [link]
tommyrot - May 02, 2010 4:57:09 pm PDT #26911 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Wow.
lisah - May 02, 2010 5:01:01 pm PDT #26912 of 30001
Punishingly Intricate
I have a hip dent from falling down the stairs trying to walk the dog on an icy day. And a shadow of a bruise from a bike related injury during ride for the feast last year. I think my body is self generating bruises now.
Oh! I broke my finger taking a "gun" away from an attacker in a self defense class! After I knocked him out.
Gudanov - May 02, 2010 5:03:01 pm PDT #26913 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping
A couple of days ago my daughter got her head stuck between her bed frame and her desk while trying to fish for a dropped book. No actual injury, fortunately.
Amy - May 02, 2010 5:05:09 pm PDT #26914 of 30001
Because books.
Not an injury, but here's a very Buffista thing: my 14-year-old nephew has his first girlfriend and has made an Excel spreadsheet of all the things they have in common.
MY HEART, I swear.
Barb - May 02, 2010 5:06:07 pm PDT #26915 of 30001
“Not dead yet!”
Oh, I forgot the falling through an attic floor down ten feet onto a concrete garage floor and landing on both feet, incident.
Don't know if it actually counts as an actual injury, since all I sustained was a bruised heel and sore shins and back. (When you consider what COULD have happened...)
Gudanov - May 02, 2010 5:07:45 pm PDT #26916 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping
Did Gud ever hurt himself trying to couch flip?
Nope.
msbelle - May 02, 2010 5:08:34 pm PDT #26917 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
I just packed a box of coldish weather clothes I still had in my dresser. 19 pairs of tights! t /issues
2 ebay things sold, but just for a buck each, pffft! still they pay for shipping, so it's not like I lose money. will put those in the bag and take to work tomorrow. stuff out is stuff out. another sweater to the donation bag also.