Sorry! Thought the name was there! He's called a Stellar's Jay and is the provincial bird of British Columbia.

This would then make sense, given our proximity to, you know, British Columbia. Thank you, my darling.

It was funny, Lewis has been frantically thumbing through the Field Guide to North American Birds trying to identify the little fucker when I said, "Just hang on, I asked in Buffistas." And he said, "What could you have possibly told them that would help someone identify the birds?"

And I was all, "Just wait... I promise you, someone will know or be able to find out."

He's learning the power of Buffistaness.

Westboro Baptist Church Announces Picket of Constance McMillen’s Graduation

The Westboro Baptist Church has announced that it will picket the graduation of Constance McMillen, the Mississippi teen who was barred from attending her high school prom after requesting to bring her girlfriend as her date.

Poor kid. If I were her, I'd go to some college far from Mississippi....

In my experience, jays tend to be cocky buttface birds.

Blue jays are totes assholes.

It was funny, Lewis has been frantically thumbing through the Field Guide to North American Birds trying to identify the little fucker when I said, "Just hang on, I asked in Buffistas." And he said, "What could you have possibly told them that would help someone identify the birds?"

And I was all, "Just wait... I promise you, someone will know or be able to find out."

AHAHAHAHA. I love us.

In my experience, jays tend to be cocky buttface birds.

Max, my old cat, used to think he could catch the blue jays in my back yard in Tallahassee. They used to taunt him mercilessly and he insisted on thinking he could catch them. I never quite had the heart to tell him if he ever caught up with one, it would probably fuck his shit up, but good.

And he said, "What could you have possibly told them that would help someone identify the birds?"

You should Vader-choke him and say, "I find your lack of faith disturbing."

Why are people trying to double or triple book all my meetings?! Ahrg.

Jays used to dive bomb my parents' cats out in CA. Poor BeauBeau ended up with a bald spot on his head, and he was a mighty hunter type.

Blue jays are totes assholes.

So are small-town Mississippi bigots.

It's a shame about Westboro targeting Constance, I hope she gets the kind of supporters and counter protesters like the ones that showed up in Virginia (when the crazies went there because of the coal miners).

Although maybe if everyone just shunned the Westboro people and acted like they weren't there (including the media) maybe they'd finally go away.

Poor BeauBeau ended up with a bald spot on his head, and he was a mighty hunter type.

OMG!