Well, it's just good to know that when the chips are down and things look grim you'll feed off the girl who loves you to save your own ass!

Xander ,'Chosen'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


brenda m - Apr 28, 2010 6:15:21 am PDT #25781 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

It was funny, Lewis has been frantically thumbing through the Field Guide to North American Birds trying to identify the little fucker when I said, "Just hang on, I asked in Buffistas." And he said, "What could you have possibly told them that would help someone identify the birds?"

And I was all, "Just wait... I promise you, someone will know or be able to find out."

AHAHAHAHA. I love us.


Barb - Apr 28, 2010 6:15:38 am PDT #25782 of 30001
“Not dead yet!”

In my experience, jays tend to be cocky buttface birds.

Max, my old cat, used to think he could catch the blue jays in my back yard in Tallahassee. They used to taunt him mercilessly and he insisted on thinking he could catch them. I never quite had the heart to tell him if he ever caught up with one, it would probably fuck his shit up, but good.


tommyrot - Apr 28, 2010 6:16:02 am PDT #25783 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

And he said, "What could you have possibly told them that would help someone identify the birds?"

You should Vader-choke him and say, "I find your lack of faith disturbing."


sarameg - Apr 28, 2010 6:17:02 am PDT #25784 of 30001

Why are people trying to double or triple book all my meetings?! Ahrg.

Jays used to dive bomb my parents' cats out in CA. Poor BeauBeau ended up with a bald spot on his head, and he was a mighty hunter type.


Barb - Apr 28, 2010 6:19:10 am PDT #25785 of 30001
“Not dead yet!”

Blue jays are totes assholes.

So are small-town Mississippi bigots.


askye - Apr 28, 2010 6:19:57 am PDT #25786 of 30001
Thrive to spite them

It's a shame about Westboro targeting Constance, I hope she gets the kind of supporters and counter protesters like the ones that showed up in Virginia (when the crazies went there because of the coal miners).

Although maybe if everyone just shunned the Westboro people and acted like they weren't there (including the media) maybe they'd finally go away.


Jesse - Apr 28, 2010 6:20:23 am PDT #25787 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Poor BeauBeau ended up with a bald spot on his head, and he was a mighty hunter type.

OMG!


Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 28, 2010 6:24:31 am PDT #25788 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

We had a cat once that would sprawl out with her belly exposed just inside the sliding glass door and taunt bluejays into colliding with it.


Gudanov - Apr 28, 2010 6:26:10 am PDT #25789 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping

Leif has been invited to his first slumber party. There will be eleven boys age 7-9 at this party (I can't imagine). They will be playing soccer, football, swimming, and going roller skating.


Lee - Apr 28, 2010 6:26:23 am PDT #25790 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Jays are notorious bullies--there was a pair at my parents' house that use to dive bomb their cat in tandem.