I wanna die in bed surrounded by fat grandchildren, but guess that's off the menu.

Jenny ,'Bring On The Night'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Amy - Apr 28, 2010 5:59:29 am PDT #25769 of 30001
Because books.

Oooh, he's cocky-looking, Aims! Look at him with his fancy do.


Aims - Apr 28, 2010 6:01:16 am PDT #25770 of 30001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I know! I would name him the Blue Pompadour Jay, if I were a bird-naming person.

In my experience, jays tend to be cocky buttface birds.


Amy - Apr 28, 2010 6:01:47 am PDT #25771 of 30001
Because books.

He totally thinks he's better than you.


Aims - Apr 28, 2010 6:03:00 am PDT #25772 of 30001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

He does. His face in that picture seems to be saying, "Bitch, whut?"


Gudanov - Apr 28, 2010 6:03:23 am PDT #25773 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping

Daily dose of happy. We've all seen this? [link]

That's awesome. It reminds me of that Honda commercial.


Barb - Apr 28, 2010 6:04:28 am PDT #25774 of 30001
“Not dead yet!”

Barb - this bird? [link]

That's it! Now, what is he?


tommyrot - Apr 28, 2010 6:05:20 am PDT #25775 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

From Sullivan: Tweet Of The Day

"The Mexican Government has just issued a Travel Advisory recommending Mexicans not to travel to Arizona on business or pleasure," - Arturo Sarukhan, Mexican Ambassador to the US.


Theodosia - Apr 28, 2010 6:08:05 am PDT #25776 of 30001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

From somewhere I heard that a third of Arizonans consider themselves Hispanic -- is that true? That's a hell of lot of people to stop on suspicion of being illegal.


Aims - Apr 28, 2010 6:08:14 am PDT #25777 of 30001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Now, what is he?

Sorry! Thought the name was there! He's called a Stellar's Jay and is the provincial bird of British Columbia.


Barb - Apr 28, 2010 6:13:11 am PDT #25778 of 30001
“Not dead yet!”

Sorry! Thought the name was there! He's called a Stellar's Jay and is the provincial bird of British Columbia.

This would then make sense, given our proximity to, you know, British Columbia. Thank you, my darling.

It was funny, Lewis has been frantically thumbing through the Field Guide to North American Birds trying to identify the little fucker when I said, "Just hang on, I asked in Buffistas." And he said, "What could you have possibly told them that would help someone identify the birds?"

And I was all, "Just wait... I promise you, someone will know or be able to find out."

He's learning the power of Buffistaness.