We use the latest in scientific technology and state-of-the-art weaponry and you, if I understand correctly, poke them with a sharp stick.

Dr. Walsh ,'Potential'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - Jan 19, 2010 8:33:07 am PST #2554 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Yeah, that's interesting -- I didn't know that about Capital One!


Vortex - Jan 19, 2010 8:37:17 am PST #2555 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

I got an email from American Express saying that they were waiving their fees, so I'm a little skeptical of the article.


Jessica - Jan 19, 2010 8:37:28 am PST #2556 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

The URL is NSFW but don't worry, the only pictures are of the blogger's forearm - iAsshole reviews Ny New Pink Button, is unimpressed:

An overpowering sweet smell rose out of the vial as I sprinkled the powder. The ingredients say it is made from about every fruit that has been trendy for the past ten years, and includes cinnamon. There is also an ominous warning in the instructions that “for some, a slight ‘irritating’ feeling may occur upon application and last for about a minute.” An irritating feeling? Like the cosmetics industry telling me I should be self-conscious about yet another body part? Oh, wait, a different kind of irritating.

Myrrh is misspelled. Should I be concerned?? So is chamomile. Never mind, on with the rejuvenating of my drab baby cannon. I picked up some of the powder, which immediately bloomed with color. Oh dear. What was this, Lik-a-Vagina?


Jesse - Jan 19, 2010 8:39:15 am PST #2557 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

A recent email? I think that was in response. [link]


Jesse - Jan 19, 2010 8:45:11 am PST #2558 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I am more surprised than I should be that the snatch enpinkener (a) burns, and (b) doesn't work.

In other news, I just got a robo-call from Scott Brown himself.


Sophia Brooks - Jan 19, 2010 8:45:13 am PST #2559 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Posted in Facebook by Knut: Bulldog puppy cam!

OK, I have died. They have such pink schozzles!

I need to make a 5 year plan to get a job looking at puppies on the web.


sarameg - Jan 19, 2010 8:46:22 am PST #2560 of 30001

Oh god. I'm being backup for someone else this week, and of course now is the time they bring in my new computer. Which I do NOT have time for right now.


Amy - Jan 19, 2010 8:48:21 am PST #2561 of 30001
Because books.

I need to make a 5 year plan to get a job looking at puppies on the web.

There will be a lot of competition for that position.

::updates resume::


Sophia Brooks - Jan 19, 2010 8:56:37 am PST #2562 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

I am an expert puppy watcher.

I can watch multiple feeds in many windows.

I can watch puppies in a self- directed manner or with a group.


Jesse - Jan 19, 2010 8:58:04 am PST #2563 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

But are you entreprenurial? Will you continually seek out new puppies to watch?