The URL is NSFW but don't worry, the only pictures are of the blogger's forearm - iAsshole reviews Ny New Pink Button, is unimpressed:
An overpowering sweet smell rose out of the vial as I sprinkled the powder. The ingredients say it is made from about every fruit that has been trendy for the past ten years, and includes cinnamon. There is also an ominous warning in the instructions that “for some, a slight ‘irritating’ feeling may occur upon application and last for about a minute.” An irritating feeling? Like the cosmetics industry telling me I should be self-conscious about yet another body part? Oh, wait, a different kind of irritating.
Myrrh is misspelled. Should I be concerned?? So is chamomile. Never mind, on with the rejuvenating of my drab baby cannon. I picked up some of the powder, which immediately bloomed with color. Oh dear. What was this, Lik-a-Vagina?
A recent email? I think that was in response. [link]
I am more surprised than I should be that the snatch enpinkener (a) burns, and (b) doesn't work.
In other news, I just got a robo-call from Scott Brown himself.
Posted in Facebook by Knut: Bulldog puppy cam!
OK, I have died. They have such pink schozzles!
I need to make a 5 year plan to get a job looking at puppies on the web.
Oh god. I'm being backup for someone else this week, and of course now is the time they bring in my new computer. Which I do NOT have time for right now.
I need to make a 5 year plan to get a job looking at puppies on the web.
There will be a lot of competition for that position.
::updates resume::
I am an expert puppy watcher.
I can watch multiple feeds in many windows.
I can watch puppies in a self- directed manner or with a group.
But are you entreprenurial? Will you continually seek out new puppies to watch?
Capital One is also one of few cards that doesn't charge foreign transaction fees or exchange fees in other countries. I have a card with no balance that I keep expressly for purchases while traveling.
He is. He was talking about the special election in MA. Maybe it was so funny because I've had to endure all those election ads on the Boston channels I get.
That was hilarious AND painful because it was true. Oy.
