Jayne: Yeah, that was some pretty risky sittin' you did there. Wash: That's right, of course, 'cause they wouldn't arrest me if we got boarded, I'm just the pilot. I can always say I was flying the ship by accident.

'Serenity'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Aims - Apr 27, 2010 4:59:48 am PDT #25379 of 30001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Also? at work, we have those single serve coffee thingies. We have like 10 varieties. People use the last one from a box, leave the empty box there. Then someone else goes to the drawer, opens a new box and takes one serving out, but STILL does not replace the empty one on the shelf!

My favorite is when they use the last fork/knife/spoon from the drawer and put the empty box on my desk but don't put a new box in the drawer. I do order the supplies, but I also keep 3 boxes of each to hand at all times. The office went a week without forks because I was on vacation and no one could be arsed to open a fucking cabinet labeled PLASTIC CUTLERY.


Steph L. - Apr 27, 2010 5:00:39 am PDT #25380 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Also? at work, we have those single serve coffee thingies. We have like 10 varieties. People use the last one from a box, leave the empty box there. Then someone else goes to the drawer, opens a new box and takes one serving out, but STILL does not replace the empty one on the shelf! WTF is wrong with people. I bet they drink straight from the milk carton and put the empty carton back in the fridge also.

A couple of months ago, I noticed that when Incompetent!Boss went to the kitchen to get a beverage with ice cubes, there was always the sound of a full tray of ice being dumped in the sink.

I finally asked him if he was dumping the ice tray in the sink.

IB: "Yes, I am."
Me: "Why are you WASTING WATER like that? Is the ice dirty?"

His reply, because he is apparently a petty junior-high girl, is that whenever he gets ice from the freezer, the ice bucket-y thing is empty (apparently people don't refill the bucket after they take the last cubes from it, which I *do* agree is uncool).

IB: "So, if people aren't going to be considerate enough to re-fill the ice bucket, neither will I."
Me: "But you aren't *just* NOT filling the ice bucket, you're dumping out all the ice that you don't use from a given tray! That's really wasteful!"
IB: "Well, I'm certainly not going to fill up the bucket with the ice I don't use from the tray, because no one else does!"

I suggested that he just put the tray (with the remaining ice cubes IN IT) back in the freezer. That way he can feel vindicated in his petty decision to not fill up the ice tray, but he also won't be wasting water.

Seriously, GROW UP, YOU MANCHILD.


Jessica - Apr 27, 2010 5:02:52 am PDT #25381 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

We have no coffee AT ALL in this office because nobody wanted to be responsible for (a) making a pot of coffee in the morning or (b) rinsing out the carafe at the end of the day.

So instead of assigning this duty to someone in Office Services or buying a K-cup machine instead, the solution was simply to stick the coffee maker in a cabinet and let people fend for themselves. I now have a French press at my desk.


Theodosia - Apr 27, 2010 5:05:18 am PDT #25382 of 30001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

You know what also angers me about the AZ law is that the Navajo and other Native American tribes... who very surely have ancestors here from before Columbus... are going to get stopped for illegal immigrant checks.

(Add that at least around the Tucson area, some of the native people adopted Spanish and Catholicism way back when, so they have the 'Hispanic' names thing adding to the confusion.)


§ ita § - Apr 27, 2010 5:05:23 am PDT #25383 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Wow. Me and my avoidance of refilling the water cooler seems so small potatoes.


Amy - Apr 27, 2010 5:06:58 am PDT #25384 of 30001
Because books.

It's snowing here this morning. Snowing.


Lee - Apr 27, 2010 5:08:09 am PDT #25385 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

SNOW BAD.

Especially in almost May.


Kathy A - Apr 27, 2010 5:09:30 am PDT #25386 of 30001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

I remember about ten years ago, when my mom and I were planning to cook out on the grill for Memorial Day, and we ended up staying in because it was sleeting. On Memorial Day.


Jesse - Apr 27, 2010 5:10:34 am PDT #25387 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Yet I, someone whose great grandparents (on one side) were dealing with a Tsar infestation, would be the one who could wander around Arizona, paper-free, and not worry about getting deported to Finland. Madness.

Oh yeah. I get angry beyond words when I think about the WWII-era internment situation where Japanese-Americans were getting rounded up while my German immigrant great-grandfather went about his merry way, and his son joined the US Navy.

In short, being white is awesome.


Vortex - Apr 27, 2010 5:10:39 am PDT #25388 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

We have no coffee AT ALL in this office because nobody wanted to be responsible for (a) making a pot of coffee in the morning or (b) rinsing out the carafe at the end of the day.

I ended up buying a $10 coffee maker from Target about 5 years ago because of this. Not only was I the one making the coffee, I was the one cleaning the coffee pot at the end of the day. I didn't mind doing one or the other, but both of them every day? So, I tried an experiment. I just didn't clean out the coffee one day, and someone actually came into my office and asked me about it. I said "I happened to buy coffee today, I'm sure that one of the other people who drinks coffee can make it". And I kept doing that. That coffee stayed in the coffee maker so long that IT GREW MOLD. I didn't know that coffee could do that! Finally, someone cleaned it out. I bought my coffee maker the next day.

I still have it.