Saffron: You won't tell anyone about me breaking down? Mal: I won't. Saffron: Then I won't tell anyone how easily I got your gun out of your holster. Mal: I'll take that as a kindness.

'Trash'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Allyson - Apr 26, 2010 9:52:18 am PDT #25221 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

New tattoo: [link]


DavidS - Apr 26, 2010 9:53:08 am PDT #25222 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Bat Tatt! That's nicely rendered.


Jesse - Apr 26, 2010 9:53:42 am PDT #25223 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Ooh, very nice!


Allyson - Apr 26, 2010 9:53:56 am PDT #25224 of 30001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

He's still a little scabby, but lovely.


tommyrot - Apr 26, 2010 9:56:38 am PDT #25225 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

'Gay dog' refused entry to Adelaide restaurant

An Adelaide restaurant that refused a blind man entry because a waiter thought his guide dog was "gay" has been ordered to apologise and pay compensation.

Ian Jolly was told he could not take guide dog Nudge into the Thai Spice last May because a member of staff objected, The Sunday Mail reported.

The restaurant's owners said a misunderstanding had arisen between Jolly's female companion and a waiter who understood the woman "to be saying she wanted to bring a gay dog into the restaurant".

"The staff genuinely believed that Nudge was an ordinary pet dog which had been desexed to become a gay dog," the owners said in a statement to South Australia's Equal Opportunity Tribunal.

The tribunal on Friday ordered the restaurant to pay Jolly $1500 and offer him a written apology for discriminating against him on the grounds of disability.

The restaurant, which displays a "guide dogs welcome" sign, refused to comment to the newspaper and was unavailable to respond on Sunday.


§ ita § - Apr 26, 2010 9:57:24 am PDT #25226 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

When travelling through North Africa we didn't consider any sort of pants demure enough when demure was mandated. Our modest skirts were a few inches above the ankle. Basically I tried to dress like my Orthodox Jewish friends from high school.


Strix - Apr 26, 2010 9:59:16 am PDT #25227 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Gay dog? Seriously? People are as dumb as rocks.


Jessica - Apr 26, 2010 10:03:11 am PDT #25228 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

"The staff genuinely believed that Nudge was an ordinary pet dog which had been desexed to become a gay dog," the owners said in a statement to South Australia's Equal Opportunity Tribunal.

Even assuming the kind of bigotry necessary to parse the headline, this doesn't make sense.


Strix - Apr 26, 2010 10:05:13 am PDT #25229 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Just because you're a eunuch doesn't make you gay. I am neutered, technically, and I'm still a girl, and like guys!

I am starting a facebook campaign in protest! (Not really. I have to grade papers.)


Sophia Brooks - Apr 26, 2010 10:06:30 am PDT #25230 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

This is sort of weird, but I seem to have fallen off the radar when people are collecting money for various Buffista gifts. So- if anyone is organizing anything-- I would love to be included!