Who among us can ignore the allure of really funny math puns?

Willow ,'Empty Places'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Apr 26, 2010 9:57:24 am PDT #25226 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

When travelling through North Africa we didn't consider any sort of pants demure enough when demure was mandated. Our modest skirts were a few inches above the ankle. Basically I tried to dress like my Orthodox Jewish friends from high school.


Strix - Apr 26, 2010 9:59:16 am PDT #25227 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Gay dog? Seriously? People are as dumb as rocks.


Jessica - Apr 26, 2010 10:03:11 am PDT #25228 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

"The staff genuinely believed that Nudge was an ordinary pet dog which had been desexed to become a gay dog," the owners said in a statement to South Australia's Equal Opportunity Tribunal.

Even assuming the kind of bigotry necessary to parse the headline, this doesn't make sense.


Strix - Apr 26, 2010 10:05:13 am PDT #25229 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Just because you're a eunuch doesn't make you gay. I am neutered, technically, and I'm still a girl, and like guys!

I am starting a facebook campaign in protest! (Not really. I have to grade papers.)


Sophia Brooks - Apr 26, 2010 10:06:30 am PDT #25230 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

This is sort of weird, but I seem to have fallen off the radar when people are collecting money for various Buffista gifts. So- if anyone is organizing anything-- I would love to be included!


Sophia Brooks - Apr 26, 2010 10:07:23 am PDT #25231 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Just because you're a eunuch doesn't make you gay.

I did used to call my boy cat a eunuch all the time, and it made my mom angry. But he WAS a eunuch.


msbelle - Apr 26, 2010 10:11:58 am PDT #25232 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

no fists were shaken, ijs. troublemaker who is smaller than me!

my tummy is kinda upset that I ate so much celery and carrots. burp.


Frankenbuddha - Apr 26, 2010 10:24:49 am PDT #25233 of 30001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

This is sort of weird, but I seem to have fallen off the radar when people are collecting money for various Buffista gifts. So- if anyone is organizing anything-- I would love to be included!

Ditto.


Ginger - Apr 26, 2010 10:25:31 am PDT #25234 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

This is sort of weird, but I seem to have fallen off the radar when people are collecting money for various Buffista gifts.

Me too, Sophia.


tommyrot - Apr 26, 2010 10:33:27 am PDT #25235 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Spock + Pie = 1 weird website

The actual site is awesome! Nimoy Sunset Pie

This might be my fave: [link]