Wash: Well, I wash my hands of it. It's a hopeless case. I'll read a nice poem at the funeral. Something with imagery. Zoe: You could lock the door and keep the power-hungry maniac at bay. Wash: Oh, no, I'm starting to like this poetry idea now. Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross...

'Shindig'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


javachik - Apr 23, 2010 12:17:02 pm PDT #24721 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.

Thanks Scrappy. I can't get over how natural they look.

And I've now decided to get the mole by my nose zapped too. Down by my mouth, you can see the remains of a mole I had zapped last Saturday. I was okay with the one by my nose, until I went back and looked at photos from 5 years ago; the mole has doubled in size since then! I want to zap it before it takes over my nose and I can't breathe anymore.


§ ita § - Apr 23, 2010 12:17:33 pm PDT #24722 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'm totally being stalked. There's this woman who I bumped into every time I used the elevator yesterday, and some extra times besides. I don't know who she is or in which department she works.

Today she's in the restroom when I am AND SHE SAYS HI TO ME. Whut? No speaking!


javachik - Apr 23, 2010 12:22:05 pm PDT #24723 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.

I am with you on that. I loathe bathroom talk.


Jesse - Apr 23, 2010 12:23:42 pm PDT #24724 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Nice brows, javachik! I had an eyebrow-grooming mishap the other day, so I guess I'm glad that I have so much brow to work with...


Kathy A - Apr 23, 2010 12:24:39 pm PDT #24725 of 30001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

A co-worker was drying her hands after I headed over to the sinks to wash mine, and I had to coo over her baby in the stroller (she popped in to visit the office) and ask the usual new baby questions.


Atropa - Apr 23, 2010 12:26:47 pm PDT #24726 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

javachick, the brows look really good. I've thought about getting mine done.

Today she's in the restroom when I am AND SHE SAYS HI TO ME. Whut? No speaking!

You don't want my life, then. Random co-workers talk to me all the time in the restroom. Sometimes calling me by name, and I have NO idea who they are.

(My semi-celebrity life. So hard. ::grin::)


Sue - Apr 23, 2010 12:33:27 pm PDT #24727 of 30001
hip deep in pie

Video of a dog rescuing another dog.

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Warning: does contain footage of a dog getting hit by car.

ETA: I hope this works for everyone. I couldn't figure out how to unembed it from Facebook.


tommyrot - Apr 23, 2010 12:34:13 pm PDT #24728 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Odd headline o' the day: Police barred from penis enlargement

(Reuters) - Forget about getting a job as a police officer in Indonesia's Papua if you have had your penis enlarged. You won't get it, according to local media reports citing the Papua police chief.

An applicant "will be asked whether or not his vital organ has been enlarged," said Papua police chief Bekto Suprapto, quoted on local website Kompas.com.

"If he has, he will be considered unfit to join the police or the military."

The ban was applied since the unnatural size causes "hindrance during training," said police spokesman Zainuri Lubis in Jakarta, quoted by news portal Detik.com.

Indonesia's remote easternmost province is home to Papuan tribes, many of whom are known for wearing penis gourds.


tommyrot - Apr 23, 2010 12:38:30 pm PDT #24729 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Have More Sue Lowden Fun With Your Chicken Converter

It's Friday, so let's continue to talk about Nevada Senate contender Sue "Keep Redacteding That Chicken" Lowden, shall we? As you may have already read, the DSCC is happily mocking her "chickens-for-health care" plan with a website that sends letters to Lowden, which make requests for certain procedures along with an opening offer of chickens. Which is all well and good, but how do you, as a consumer, know what the going rate of poultry is, and how it relates to the cost of standard health care procedures? Well, the good news is that there's a handy converter you can use, over at The Lowden Plan.

Just select your procedure, and the nice people at the Lowden Plan will tell you how many chickens you need to cart off to your doctor's office to pay for the services. A flu shot, for example, will run you five chickens. A typical OB/GYN visit will cost you 41 capons. If you're like me, however, and worry about prostate cancer, well... your domicile is about to get really hectic. That will run you 3,514 birds.


javachik - Apr 23, 2010 12:38:52 pm PDT #24730 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.

Thanks, Jilli!

About the bathroom, thing, I should have been more clear. I don't like to talk while anyone is actually in a stall. At the sink is totally cool.