Who among us can ignore the allure of really funny math puns?

Willow ,'Empty Places'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Sue - Apr 23, 2010 12:33:27 pm PDT #24727 of 30001
hip deep in pie

Video of a dog rescuing another dog.

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Warning: does contain footage of a dog getting hit by car.

ETA: I hope this works for everyone. I couldn't figure out how to unembed it from Facebook.


tommyrot - Apr 23, 2010 12:34:13 pm PDT #24728 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Odd headline o' the day: Police barred from penis enlargement

(Reuters) - Forget about getting a job as a police officer in Indonesia's Papua if you have had your penis enlarged. You won't get it, according to local media reports citing the Papua police chief.

An applicant "will be asked whether or not his vital organ has been enlarged," said Papua police chief Bekto Suprapto, quoted on local website Kompas.com.

"If he has, he will be considered unfit to join the police or the military."

The ban was applied since the unnatural size causes "hindrance during training," said police spokesman Zainuri Lubis in Jakarta, quoted by news portal Detik.com.

Indonesia's remote easternmost province is home to Papuan tribes, many of whom are known for wearing penis gourds.


tommyrot - Apr 23, 2010 12:38:30 pm PDT #24729 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Have More Sue Lowden Fun With Your Chicken Converter

It's Friday, so let's continue to talk about Nevada Senate contender Sue "Keep Redacteding That Chicken" Lowden, shall we? As you may have already read, the DSCC is happily mocking her "chickens-for-health care" plan with a website that sends letters to Lowden, which make requests for certain procedures along with an opening offer of chickens. Which is all well and good, but how do you, as a consumer, know what the going rate of poultry is, and how it relates to the cost of standard health care procedures? Well, the good news is that there's a handy converter you can use, over at The Lowden Plan.

Just select your procedure, and the nice people at the Lowden Plan will tell you how many chickens you need to cart off to your doctor's office to pay for the services. A flu shot, for example, will run you five chickens. A typical OB/GYN visit will cost you 41 capons. If you're like me, however, and worry about prostate cancer, well... your domicile is about to get really hectic. That will run you 3,514 birds.


javachik - Apr 23, 2010 12:38:52 pm PDT #24730 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.

Thanks, Jilli!

About the bathroom, thing, I should have been more clear. I don't like to talk while anyone is actually in a stall. At the sink is totally cool.


Polter-Cow - Apr 23, 2010 12:42:20 pm PDT #24731 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I am with you on that. I loathe bathroom talk.

I like being at a company where I can pee with the CEO.


Kathy A - Apr 23, 2010 12:45:06 pm PDT #24732 of 30001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Stall talking is definitely out. Sink talking is acceptable, unless they're brushing their teeth.

BTW, there is at least one woman who does not rinse out the sink after brushing her teeth--ugh!! I have to wash the bits of spitted-out toothpaste if I use the sink after her.


javachik - Apr 23, 2010 12:45:56 pm PDT #24733 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.

I like being at a company where I can pee with the CEO.

You should add this to your C.V. on LinkedIn.


msbelle - Apr 23, 2010 1:03:00 pm PDT #24734 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

ita, my heart is FILLED with magic, doesn't mean I like graphic hearts.

kat, something vintage-y is what I want, doesn't have to be floral and maybe out of consideration for mac, it shouldn't be too flowery. I mean after all, I am painting the inside of the garage pink, poor guy.


Burrell - Apr 23, 2010 1:18:56 pm PDT #24735 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I say go with the monkey, msbelle.

Egad. Is this week finally over? It. Sucked.


msbelle - Apr 23, 2010 1:33:46 pm PDT #24736 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

mac is pleased with his gifts. I, apparently, RAWK!