When I was in college, we had plastic bottles with a bendy straw coming out the top. I think some people used them for water. I used mine for booze.
You know, I guess because of my grandpa, and watching it with him, I always saw Archie Bunker as a way of teaching a lesson to the "Archie Bunkers" of the world, since he liked the show, but then couldn't really argue with the message.
Totally.
I am totally going to friend her!
I recently found out that the TJ's maple cookies are vegan. Now I really want to try them, but I just started a no-refined-sugar diet and don't want to screw it up. (I know from experience that if I don't have sugar for a while, my blood sugar levels out and I feel good, but if I then have something with a lot of sugar, my blood sugar will spike and then plummet and I'll feel like crap for at least a day or so.)
Someone's car alarm is malfunctioning. It's annoying. And yet...this is the first time I've had that issue in this hood. Used to be all the freaking time in my old one...
Hehehe. It turns out, it kept going off because it was parked too close to...my car. I wouldn't have been able to get out, they'd totally parked me it. I went out to make sure there wasn't actual theft, and the owner came out, looked at the clearance (like, an inch?) and moved the van up.
Someone's car alarm is malfunctioning.
Heee....the thunderstorm kicked off a bunch of car alarms here. That is how we know the lightening is a bit TOO close.
My dad, with his racist tendencies, loved All in the Family. Archie was his favorite character. He totally got the liberal subtext and understood the irony. He also laughed at Archie quite a bit.
I met with a dietician today. My estimated caloric intake for weight loss is around 1,400 calories a day. This is going to suck.
In other news, Owen barfed on me this evening. He's still running a fever and this virus has grown tiresome.
Restore a Man of God. I will cheerfully boycott any endorsers of this effort. Sheesh.
Are they fucking kidding?
No, they are not, which is why it's so completely fucked up. Whoa.