Bunch of wanna blessed-bes. Nowadays every girl with a henna tattoo and a spice rack thinks she's a sister to the dark ones.

Willow ,'Bring On The Night'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jessica - Apr 16, 2010 5:31:23 pm PDT #23508 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I dislike the broiler drawer because there's no way to adjust the distance of the food from the heating element, and bending down to put the food in and out is hard on my back.


Nora Deirdre - Apr 16, 2010 5:32:07 pm PDT #23509 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

heh, broiler drawer drawback x-post!


shrift - Apr 16, 2010 5:35:13 pm PDT #23510 of 30001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I have dinner in the broiler right now! I hope it'll be fucking great.


Jesse - Apr 16, 2010 5:38:44 pm PDT #23511 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

That's funny -- I grew up with a broiler drawer, so I figure that's the One True Broiler, but I can see what you people are saying. Mostly if I broil now, I do it in the toaster oven anyway.

Holy crap. My brother just called to say that he got married this afternoon.

Holy crap! That's exciting.


Sophia Brooks - Apr 16, 2010 5:49:38 pm PDT #23512 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Wait...

Brenda, did your brother get married in Russia?


brenda m - Apr 16, 2010 5:52:05 pm PDT #23513 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Nope, they're in DC right now. Well, technically Virginia.


tommyrot - Apr 16, 2010 6:36:51 pm PDT #23514 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Betty White in a Metal Bikini Wielding a Flaming Chainsaw While Riding a John Ritter Centaur

The Portland Mercury, an entertainment magazine in Portland, Oregon, asked readers to take a poll about what they’d like to see on the cover of an issue. Artist Andrew Zubko executed their vision with this magnificent illustration.


Burrell - Apr 16, 2010 7:19:18 pm PDT #23515 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

thanks a lot tommyrot. Now my eyes are bleeding.


§ ita § - Apr 16, 2010 7:25:13 pm PDT #23516 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Apparently Jay Z will be doing the music for Betty White's SNL episode.

Tangentially.


Kat - Apr 16, 2010 7:35:25 pm PDT #23517 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

That drawing = terrifies.

Oh man. I have to figure out how to get a cleaning company in here to clean before Grace gets home and how to pay for it. This is like the smallest piece of life to stress about with everything I'm trying to juggle, yet it's a piece that I can actually do on my own (sort of... A paycut in the form of major furlough is just starting to sink in mentally), unlike the other discharge stuff.

LAistas... any recs on housecleaners?