I'm bored, and I ran out of internets.

This. For fuck's sake, this. In general, the action women are most likely to interpret as wanting to date them is asking them if they want to go on a date.

But see, then if we didn't want to we might say no, whereas if they just do things for us, we'll feel like we have to.

Great Comics That Never Happened

late to the woot party, but

TOM GOT A JOB OFFER IN NEW ORLEANS

WOOT!

So, how bad an idea is it to put up a listing on Craigslist to sell my house at below market prices so we are finished with all that?

I got my house off a Craiglist post, so it isn't totally unreasonable.

If a guy friend offered to help me paint my apartment or something like that, it would never occur to me to interpret it as him wanting to date me.

I'm starting to suspect that anytime a guy offers *anything* to me, no matter how innocuous or non-sexy, unless he's trying to sell me something, I should interpret that as "he would like to have sex with me".

Timelies all!

Congrats Tom and Nora!

My folks are spending the weekend here, on their migration north. Therefore, I am finishing up the cleaning. Whee.

a corgi meets the iPad

well, if anyone ever asks for an explanation of "baroo?" the first 30 seconds or so are a good demonstration

Great Comics That Never Happened

Ha, those are great!

Ha, those are great!

Between this and the A-Z of Awesomeness ( [link] ), I kinda' feel sorry for M.O.D.O.K.

How Jamie Oliver's "Food Revolution" Flunked Out. [link]

The reality behind "Food Revolution" is that after the first two months of the new meals, children were overwhelmingly unhappy with the food, milk consumption plummeted and many students dropped out of the school lunch program, which one school official called "staggering." On top of that food costs were way over budget, the school district was saddled with other unmanageable expenses, and Jamie's failure to meet nutritional guidelines had school officials worried they would lose federal funding and the state department of education would intervene.

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To his credit, Jamie bases his menu on these foods, but it drove students away. It shows the fatal flaw in his plan. By replacing French fries with broccoli you can't expect to change the whole school lunch system. Students are not being given a choice between a mediocre lunch and fresh, organic cuisine. It's between a mediocre lunch and junk food. No one behind the show wants to confront this reality because ABC, Jamie Oliver and Ryan Seacrest (one of the producers) all profit handsomely from the processed and junk-food industry either through advertising -- more than $15 billion in 2008 from just 15 food companies -- or in the case of Oliver, endorsements.

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To source, cook and get children to eat fresh, healthy local food we would need to double school food funding, get schoolchildren involved in growing and cooking their own food, ban junk-food advertising, slap a health tax on fast food, shift agribusiness subsidies to small, community-controlled farms, provide proper health care and nutrition education, and promote social and cultural changes in how American families exercise and approach, prepare and eat food. Then most children (and adults) would probably make healthy choices. But this would require a real revolution, not one manufactured for television.

They link to a school lunch menu showing a regular menu and a Jamie Oliver menu, and I don't really see a difference. A lot of the Jamie meals are the same as the regular meal served on a different day, except maybe with carrots instead of corn and whole wheat rolls instead of white.

Hit Stop -> Stop -> Play and Other Tricks to Skip DVD Trailers and Warnings

If you've watched one DVD in your life, you know how annoying the endless title screens, trailers, and warnings are—primarily because you're often prevented from skipping them. Unless you know the right remote control shortcut, that is.

The always-helpful Amit Agarwal from Digital Inspiration rounds up several methods for skipping the trailers, warnings, and other crap on a DVD so you can get straight to the movie you're trying to watch. The first tip, from CNET author Tom Merritt, is the easiest. Just press Stop, Stop, then Play on many DVDs to skip right to the movie. This method won't always work, so if it doesn't, don't give up hope! If twice doesn't work, Salon.com's Richard Rider says pressing Stop three times, followed by Play, will do the trick.

There is also a tip if you're using a Windows computer....