Willow: Were there dolphins? Tara: Yes. Many dolphins at the pound. Willow: Was there a camel? Tara: There was the front of a camel. A half-camel.

'Selfless'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Gudanov - Apr 15, 2010 12:21:32 pm PDT #23261 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping

And also the "we're already pals and if I ask her out and she say's 'no' things will get irrevocably wierd" sentiment.

Yikes, the one way express to awkwardville.


Trudy Booth - Apr 15, 2010 12:23:50 pm PDT #23262 of 30001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Yeah. So you just hang out hoping one day you'll simultaneously hear that little "click" noise.


msbelle - Apr 15, 2010 12:24:46 pm PDT #23263 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Yikes meara. Well, we have already closed on the new house and I am not that I have to be at the closing as the seller.

Just got good news from the movers, my load to storage weighed in 400 lbs lighter than they estimated. The moving bill may turn out to be cheaper than quoted. He may come back out to re-calc before the move.


Lee - Apr 15, 2010 12:27:10 pm PDT #23264 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I'm bored, and I ran out of internets.


Daisy Jane - Apr 15, 2010 12:29:25 pm PDT #23265 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

This. For fuck's sake, this. In general, the action women are most likely to interpret as wanting to date them is asking them if they want to go on a date.

But see, then if we didn't want to we might say no, whereas if they just do things for us, we'll feel like we have to.


tommyrot - Apr 15, 2010 12:56:42 pm PDT #23266 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Great Comics That Never Happened


Zenkitty - Apr 15, 2010 12:56:48 pm PDT #23267 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

late to the woot party, but

TOM GOT A JOB OFFER IN NEW ORLEANS

WOOT!

So, how bad an idea is it to put up a listing on Craigslist to sell my house at below market prices so we are finished with all that?

I got my house off a Craiglist post, so it isn't totally unreasonable.

If a guy friend offered to help me paint my apartment or something like that, it would never occur to me to interpret it as him wanting to date me.

I'm starting to suspect that anytime a guy offers *anything* to me, no matter how innocuous or non-sexy, unless he's trying to sell me something, I should interpret that as "he would like to have sex with me".


Sheryl - Apr 15, 2010 12:57:40 pm PDT #23268 of 30001
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"

Timelies all!

Congrats Tom and Nora!

My folks are spending the weekend here, on their migration north. Therefore, I am finishing up the cleaning. Whee.


Toddson - Apr 15, 2010 1:00:08 pm PDT #23269 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

a corgi meets the iPad

well, if anyone ever asks for an explanation of "baroo?" the first 30 seconds or so are a good demonstration


Polter-Cow - Apr 15, 2010 1:01:11 pm PDT #23270 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Great Comics That Never Happened

Ha, those are great!