Evil clown laughs all the way to the bank

The sinister looking clown is laughing all the way to the bank by hiring himself out to birthday parties to terrify youngsters.

Actor Dominic Deville had the brainwave after watching his favourite horror movies and set up his Evil Clown service in Lucerne, Switzerland.

First he contacts 'victims' to tell them they're being watched.

Then he taunts them with texts, phone calls and booby trapped letters warning them that at sometime in their party he's going to smash a cake into their face.

"It's all in fun and if at any point the kids get scared or their parents are concerned we stop right there. But most kids absolutely love being scared senseless," explained clown Dominic.

Huh? Kids like evil clowns?

not bounces like under your feet it is springy, bounces like you are sitting at your desk and you feel the building MOVE!

will do Tom. next week for sure.

Yikes.

Can I just say how ridiculous it is that people keep asking me to work on things that will continue past the end of my contract, and which I don't think my successor has the experience to handle when I'm gone? RIDICULOUS.

Yay Tom!

Now I want red beans and rice. No ketchup. Hot sauce, and a piece of cornbread.

bounces like you are sitting at your desk and you feel the building MOVE!

I notice this malls sometimes, and parking garages. Maybe they build it that way on purpose?

YAY TOM AND NORA!!! I'm so happy for you!

Can I just say that I am an idiot? Why, oh why, did I try to engage civilly with the craxy people on the Internet? Silly self. You know better. Walk away before the stupid strikes you blind.

Can I just say how ridiculous it is that people keep asking me to work on things that will continue past the end of my contract, and which I don't think my successor has the experience to handle when I'm gone? RIDICULOUS.

Hey, maybe they'll keep you!

Why, oh why, did I try to engage civilly with the craxy people on the Internet?

Well, that's one of the things that we love, your relentless optimism.

Hey, maybe they'll keep you!

Please no. I can't take them any more! Of course, if I don't get the job I'm currently hoping for, I'll be slightly screwed, but can cross that bridge when I get to it...

Congrats, Nora and Tom!

One of the business users I interact with told me that he'd give me a recommendation if I needed one for the contract-to-hire process. He was very adamant that he doesn't do that much. God, my fingers are crossed so tightly.