At least they weren't going to get the kid's ear whacked.

ear "wacks"

Yo yo yo!!! Ear wacks all up in the hizzouse!

I blame pollen. Not for any specific reason, just because we've got a lot of it around here, and pollen is always blameworthy.

Preach it.

Instead, we're getting a new offering from Stone Brewing Company (the people who do Arrogant Bastard). V. excited.

Stone is cool. They are based in San Marcos where I first lived when I moved back to San Diego. Plus there was decent food at their brewpub.

Timelies all!

I know it's spring because my car is covered in pollen and bird crap. (The down side to having a large tree in your front yard. Well, that, and not being able to have satellite tv)

Old Spice Obama: [link]

Over Wolverine? Nightcrawler?

If I can only have one, yes. Hank is smart and sane and nice, and can rip off the arms of people who bother me. And he's furry, which is just a bonus. Hank doesn't have "Oh, am I beast or man, wail, wail" issues; he's just Hank, which I appreciate.

Freak.

...you're just now noticing this?

When in doubt, F Wolverine. And then Nightcrawler, just in case. Professor X if you have the time.

I wouldn't NOT F Wolverine or Nightcrawler; I'm just stating an overall preference. Wolverine is of course crazy, and has issues with women; NC is pretty much awesome except for the sulphur-and-brimstone thing. Prof X, though, needs to stay far enough away from me that he can't read my mind. Possibly on Mars.

Prof X, though, needs to stay far enough away from me that he can't read my mind. Possibly on Mars.

on the other hand, you know how sometimes you're in bed with a guy and you're thinking, "a little to the left", but your mouth is busy or whatever. With Professor X, you wouldn't have to say a word.

Wolverine does not have issues with women! Take that back! I mean, over and above having great manpain about everything, but still.

I know I'm part of the problem, liking Wolverine so much, but I just can't help it. I'm glad I stopped reading X-books before they totally crapped on his origins, though.

As for Nightcrawler, he's just the cuddliest thing. Maybe not as strong or bright as Hank, but very agile. Mmm hmm. Just need a no-teleporting-within-smelling-range rule.

Professor X has him some issues, but if he's played by Patrick Stewart, I'm not saying no.

And my stance on Longshot is clear. I should be so blessed.

But mostly Wolverine. I much prefer his man/animal dilemma.

eta:

With Professor X, you wouldn't have to say a word.

::weeps with silent laughter of assent::

On the other other hand, you know how sometimes you're in bed with a guy and you're thinking, "I wish I were fucking Wolverine"...

On the other other hand, you know how sometimes you're in bed with a guy and you're thinking, "I wish I were fucking Wolverine".

I used to have a life-sized cardboard cutout of Wolverine hanging over my bed. My boyfriend asked me to take it down.

I refused.

He was smart enough not to issue an ultimatum.