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But that's just my point! You she obeys! She obeys you! There's obeying going on right under my nose!
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Steph L. - Apr 14, 2010 2:42:44 pm PDT #22993 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Zenkitty - Apr 14, 2010 2:49:01 pm PDT #22994 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Over Wolverine? Nightcrawler?
If I can only have one, yes. Hank is smart and sane and nice, and can rip off the arms of people who bother me. And he's furry, which is just a bonus. Hank doesn't have "Oh, am I beast or man, wail, wail" issues; he's just Hank, which I appreciate.
Freak.
...you're just now noticing this?
When in doubt, F Wolverine. And then Nightcrawler, just in case. Professor X if you have the time.
I wouldn't NOT F Wolverine or Nightcrawler; I'm just stating an overall preference. Wolverine is of course crazy, and has issues with women; NC is pretty much awesome except for the sulphur-and-brimstone thing. Prof X, though, needs to stay far enough away from me that he can't read my mind. Possibly on Mars.
Vortex - Apr 14, 2010 2:55:04 pm PDT #22995 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Prof X, though, needs to stay far enough away from me that he can't read my mind. Possibly on Mars.
on the other hand, you know how sometimes you're in bed with a guy and you're thinking, "a little to the left", but your mouth is busy or whatever. With Professor X, you wouldn't have to say a word.
§ ita § - Apr 14, 2010 2:56:02 pm PDT #22996 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Wolverine does not have issues with women! Take that back! I mean, over and above having great manpain about everything, but still.
I know I'm part of the problem, liking Wolverine so much, but I just can't help it. I'm glad I stopped reading X-books before they totally crapped on his origins, though.
As for Nightcrawler, he's just the cuddliest thing. Maybe not as strong or bright as Hank, but very agile. Mmm hmm. Just need a no-teleporting-within-smelling-range rule.
Professor X has him some issues, but if he's played by Patrick Stewart, I'm not saying no.
And my stance on Longshot is clear. I should be so blessed.
But mostly Wolverine. I much prefer his man/animal dilemma.
eta:
With Professor X, you wouldn't have to say a word.
::weeps with silent laughter of assent::
Polter-Cow - Apr 14, 2010 2:56:20 pm PDT #22997 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
On the other other hand, you know how sometimes you're in bed with a guy and you're thinking, "I wish I were fucking Wolverine"...
§ ita § - Apr 14, 2010 2:58:44 pm PDT #22998 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
On the other other hand, you know how sometimes you're in bed with a guy and you're thinking, "I wish I were fucking Wolverine".
I used to have a life-sized cardboard cutout of Wolverine hanging over my bed. My boyfriend asked me to take it down.
I refused.
He was smart enough not to issue an ultimatum.
Calli - Apr 14, 2010 3:02:47 pm PDT #22999 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
On the other other hand, you know how sometimes you're in bed with a guy and you're thinking, "I wish I were fucking Wolverine"...Or, "Is that meeting tomorrow at 9 am or 10?" Or, "I'm not really feeling it, but he looked so irritable after I wrecked the Blackbird." Or, "Wow, my last four boyfriends were way bigger."
Yeah, I'll be wanting Beast or Wolverine or Nightcrawler or almost anyone else. Even though I find Patrick Stewart pretty hot.
Zenkitty - Apr 14, 2010 3:07:49 pm PDT #23000 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Calli and P.-C. sum it up!
I used to have a life-sized cardboard cutout of Wolverine hanging over my bed.
Oh, so the pot calls the kettle freak. Mm-hm.
Also, FTR, I do not find Patrick Stewart hot in any film or RL incarnation.
Vortex - Apr 14, 2010 3:09:13 pm PDT #23001 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
On the other other hand, you know how sometimes you're in bed with a guy and you're thinking, "I wish I were fucking Wolverine"...
yes, but if I wished I were fucking someone else, I would have more sense than to go to bed with a telepath. Not to mention that he probably would have figured it out ahead of time.
Vortex - Apr 14, 2010 3:10:18 pm PDT #23002 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Also, FTR, I do not find Patrick Stewart hot in any film or RL incarnation.
more for me. admittedly, it's the voice, but as long as he was basically competent, I'm there as long as he's talking.