Damn you, Bridget! Damn you to Hades! You broke my heart in a million pieces! You made me love you, and then you-- I SHAVED MY BEARD FOR YOU, DEVIL WOMAN!

Monty ,'Trash'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


juliana - Apr 14, 2010 4:43:34 am PDT #22882 of 30001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Hop Rod Rye

Mmmm, Hop Rod. They talked about putting that or the Dogfish Head 90-Minute IPA on tap at work, until I patiently explained that the bartenders would drink most of the kegs. Instead, we're getting a new offering from Stone Brewing Company (the people who do Arrogant Bastard). V. excited.


Cashmere - Apr 14, 2010 4:46:38 am PDT #22883 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Olivia was three and a half and Owen was a month after his fourth birthday before I considered our "training" done. I think they do it on their own time. Often, long after the parents are ready.

I hate it when Christopher's out of town. This is a hard week. I feel like I'm juggling a bunch of balls and dropping them all on my head.


Lee - Apr 14, 2010 4:47:29 am PDT #22884 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

It is that kind of a week. Of course, the fact that it's Wednesday means it's donut day, and I have to go pick up 10 dozen of them on the way to work.


Frankenbuddha - Apr 14, 2010 4:50:11 am PDT #22885 of 30001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

My officemate woke up Monday convinced it was Friday.

Oh THAT'S just got to suck.


flea - Apr 14, 2010 5:05:09 am PDT #22886 of 30001
information libertarian

I worked Sunday, and I usually work tonight but this week I switched and I'm working tomorrow night, so I ahve no idea what day it is. I am also triple-booked from 2-2:30pm today. Joy.

I am working on a car-buying spreadsheet. Buying a car is SO BORING.

Casper was potty-trained for pee right around 3, but she insisted on pooping in a diaper while hiding in the closet well past 3.5. Dillo needed to be out of diapers for school at 3 years one month, and for the first couple of weeks he had 2-3 accidents most days, and they dealt with it. He's 3 years 8 months now and still has pee accidents reasonably often, mostly little leak-ish ones. He kinda just doesn't care much. He's good for poop though, thank god.


Steph L. - Apr 14, 2010 5:08:08 am PDT #22887 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

I blame pollen. Not for any specific reason, just because we've got a lot of it around here, and pollen is always blameworthy.

My allergies are KILLING me. If I want to breathe, I have to take enough antihistamines to fell a horse. This is making me a little comatose.

Die, pollen. Painfully.

A truly beautiful grammar rant: [link]

Ah yes, the Alot. Beautiful plumage.


sj - Apr 14, 2010 5:14:11 am PDT #22888 of 30001
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Die, pollen. Painfully.

Wrod!


billytea - Apr 14, 2010 5:14:42 am PDT #22889 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Wrod!

Goldenwrod, I presume.


tommyrot - Apr 14, 2010 5:18:09 am PDT #22890 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I might have mentioned that a friend of mine who majored in English and French did not know that "alot" is not a word. How does that happen?


JZ - Apr 14, 2010 5:26:09 am PDT #22891 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

tommyrot, maybe because English is just that much of a sloppy mutt of a language? For every obviously wrong bad grammar fake word, there are probably two or three that look just as wrong but are actually right (and which usually started out as sloppy and wrong but are such old wrong words that all the prescriptivists who railed against them died off centuries ago).

Frank, my officemate said she swanned into her kitchen all cheerful and peppy, and when her roommate (very gently and tenderly) broke the bad news to her she almost cried.