That's beautiful. Or taken literally, incredibly gross.

Buffy ,'Potential'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


billytea - Apr 14, 2010 5:14:42 am PDT #22889 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Wrod!

Goldenwrod, I presume.


tommyrot - Apr 14, 2010 5:18:09 am PDT #22890 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I might have mentioned that a friend of mine who majored in English and French did not know that "alot" is not a word. How does that happen?


JZ - Apr 14, 2010 5:26:09 am PDT #22891 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

tommyrot, maybe because English is just that much of a sloppy mutt of a language? For every obviously wrong bad grammar fake word, there are probably two or three that look just as wrong but are actually right (and which usually started out as sloppy and wrong but are such old wrong words that all the prescriptivists who railed against them died off centuries ago).

Frank, my officemate said she swanned into her kitchen all cheerful and peppy, and when her roommate (very gently and tenderly) broke the bad news to her she almost cried.


tommyrot - Apr 14, 2010 5:36:58 am PDT #22892 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

all the prescriptivists who railed against them died off centuries ago

Now I'm imagining a new supervillian - Grammar Nazi. His evil plan is to create an army of zombie grammar prescriptivists who will go around correcting everyone's grammar - when they're not eating brains....


tommyrot - Apr 14, 2010 5:42:41 am PDT #22893 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Video: Cat Vs. iPad

Eric Rautio's cat Iggy goes paws-on with the iPad and discovers he loves the Noby Noby Boy app almost as much as we do. Time to add an entire new species to the list of who Noby is for?

eta: HuffPost sez:

When Steve Jobs and Apple created the touch screen technology used in the iPhone and iPad, they likely tested it on actual human hands. Developers probably sat there, noting how it responded to the finger tips, and adjusted accordingly. Standard procedure. But if this video's any indication, they clearly had some stop secret division of R&D where they brought in kittens to test the touch screen, as well. There is no other explanation for how this cat can paw at an iPad, masterfully maninpulating its capabilities with every swipe. Apple, you've done it again.


Nora Deirdre - Apr 14, 2010 6:09:34 am PDT #22894 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

x-posted with Bitches:

job searching question for the hivemind:

Tom had a phone interview with a company from New Orleans last Thursday morning. He thought it went well, he was asked to email his salary requirements, and we haven't heard anything from them since. Would it be appropriate to follow up with the HR liaison with an email along the lines of:

just wanted to touch base with you regarding any follow-up you might require in considering my candidacy for a position with [Company]. I know that a half hour on the phone isn't much time to get a good idea of where I fit in with the company, so I wanted to reach out to see if there was anything else I can help you with. I also would like to note that there is certainly room for negotiation as far as my previously stated salary requirements. Being from out of state, my requirements were based on some research but are not definitive numbers.

I also wanted to ask what your thoughts on the hiring process timeline might be? Any information on that would be most appreciated, thanks!

Thoughts? We are really, really going crazy. Not least of which because the last job he applied for, that called HIM out of the blue and scheduled him for an entire day of interviews NEVER GOT BACK TO HIM ONE WAY OR THE OTHER.


Frankenbuddha - Apr 14, 2010 6:18:09 am PDT #22895 of 30001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Frank, my officemate said she swanned into her kitchen all cheerful and peppy, and when her roommate (very gently and tenderly) broke the bad news to her she almost cried.

I can only imagine. It's bad enough being a day behind.

On the other hand, I love being a day ahead - it only feels like Tuesday to me today.

Don't tell me it IS Tuesday, not even as a joke


tommyrot - Apr 14, 2010 6:23:51 am PDT #22896 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

ita, are your "Wet Men" limited to famous wet men?

The Shower Series

For the last few months I have been inviting people to visit my apartment and allow me to photograph them in a very intimate space; my bathroom. I have also been inviting them to take a shower as I continue to shoot them. I soon came to the observation that warm water running over my subjects bodies often relieved them of any unnerving awkwardness the camera brought about. Once they were relaxed, the bathroom, formerly a beauty parlour, now became a confessional and I the hair dresser.

Worksafe.


Connie Neil - Apr 14, 2010 6:29:15 am PDT #22897 of 30001
brillig

Video: Cat Vs. iPad

This how cats eventually end up buying things on eBay. Learn from Hubby's errors!


Calli - Apr 14, 2010 6:30:28 am PDT #22898 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Flight question for the hivemind, please. I seem to recall a website where you could put in your expected flight dates and destination, and get the odds on whether the price would go up or down in a given time span. Does anyone here know what site I'm talking about?