So there is something I can do, besides scream like a woman?

Wesley ,'Chosen'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Matt the Bruins fan - Apr 13, 2010 2:23:48 pm PDT #22792 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Oh, the tat!! Gosh, I don't know. When faced with a naked woman, I think many guys have kind of a narrowed vision. One would hope one would remark on something of that nature, but she's got a shitton of ink.

My assumption is that the tattoos en masse work like a tiger's camouflage stripes, allowing her to blend against the background of tattoo parlors or graffiti in racetrack men's rooms until she can pounce on unsuspecting drunken men who've been separated from the herd.


Tom Scola - Apr 13, 2010 2:52:39 pm PDT #22793 of 30001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

OMG, javachik, that is the most awesome thing EVER.


Tom Scola - Apr 13, 2010 2:55:34 pm PDT #22794 of 30001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

ION, Rastafar Rye is a yummy, yummy beer with a really unfortunate name.


Zenkitty - Apr 13, 2010 3:19:05 pm PDT #22795 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Matt, you just made me choke on my pizza.


quester - Apr 13, 2010 3:29:55 pm PDT #22796 of 30001
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

I'm voting for Carpo! Congrats!


beekaytee - Apr 13, 2010 3:32:01 pm PDT #22797 of 30001
Compassionately intolerant

I like Carpo too.


msbelle - Apr 13, 2010 3:37:34 pm PDT #22798 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

I made the pumpkin muffins on monday night, mac has eaten almost a dozen of them already! Good lord.

Tonight I used up some pasta sauce and olives. I also have cookies in the oven, using up some dough I had frozen.


Polter-Cow - Apr 13, 2010 4:04:23 pm PDT #22799 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Man, National Library Week my ass. I walk into the Piedmont branch and discover that the building has been sold to new owners. Who raised the rent from $1.00 a month to $4,250.

That is not a typo.

What kind of asshole drives out a library? I hope they can find a place to relocate or build a new branch or something.


Zenkitty - Apr 13, 2010 4:06:11 pm PDT #22800 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

What kind of asshole drives out a library?

Fuckers.

Is this a special day for someone? Why are there fireworks going off across the street?


Steph L. - Apr 13, 2010 4:06:37 pm PDT #22801 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Maybe your library didn't get the shaft and is celebrating.