You know, my big sister could really beat the crap out of her. I mean, really really.

Dawn ,'Storyteller'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Apr 13, 2010 1:34:32 pm PDT #22762 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Didn't at least one of Tiger's mistresses say she felt betrayed? It's amazing what people will say. Wife notwithstanding.


brenda m - Apr 13, 2010 1:35:04 pm PDT #22763 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Oh, please! That's some bullshit right there that she actually fell for that.

Well, claims to have, now that it's all global news and shit.


msbelle - Apr 13, 2010 1:35:18 pm PDT #22764 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

cause they're trashy.

t judgy mc judgerson


DavidS - Apr 13, 2010 1:37:43 pm PDT #22765 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I think she was claiming that he told her that the marriage was over.

As it turns out this was true. Sandy had just not been informed of the fact.


Zenkitty - Apr 13, 2010 1:41:55 pm PDT #22766 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Rule #18: Don't touch him if you can still see the tan line from the ring.


javachik - Apr 13, 2010 1:46:46 pm PDT #22767 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.

Yes, as I told a drunk Cleveland Indian who was hitting on me at the Hilton in Anaheim a few years back: "I don't do married, I don't do American League and I sure as hell don't do designated hitters."


Steph L. - Apr 13, 2010 1:47:33 pm PDT #22768 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

javachik, I love you.


Polter-Cow - Apr 13, 2010 1:47:50 pm PDT #22769 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Yes, it is.

$6 during commute hours?? Damn.


amych - Apr 13, 2010 1:47:53 pm PDT #22770 of 30001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

"I don't do married, I don't do American League and I sure as hell don't do designated hitters."

This = WHY YOU ARE MADE OF SO MUCH PURE AWESOME.


§ ita § - Apr 13, 2010 1:48:49 pm PDT #22771 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I used to have a naivete that no one married or hooked up would hit on me. I had that naivete for a long time. Bit of a shame, that.