Yes, as I told a drunk Cleveland Indian who was hitting on me at the Hilton in Anaheim a few years back: "I don't do married, I don't do American League and I sure as hell don't do designated hitters."
Wesley: And how does your kind define love? Demon: Same as all bodies. Same as everywheres. Love is sacrifice.
'The Girl in Question'
Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
javachik - Apr 13, 2010 1:46:46 pm PDT #22767 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.
Steph L. - Apr 13, 2010 1:47:33 pm PDT #22768 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
javachik, I love you.
Polter-Cow - Apr 13, 2010 1:47:50 pm PDT #22769 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Yes, it is.
$6 during commute hours?? Damn.
amych - Apr 13, 2010 1:47:53 pm PDT #22770 of 30001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
"I don't do married, I don't do American League and I sure as hell don't do designated hitters."
This = WHY YOU ARE MADE OF SO MUCH PURE AWESOME.
§ ita § - Apr 13, 2010 1:48:49 pm PDT #22771 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I used to have a naivete that no one married or hooked up would hit on me. I had that naivete for a long time. Bit of a shame, that.
beekaytee - Apr 13, 2010 1:49:02 pm PDT #22772 of 30001
Compassionately intolerant
I needed to see paperwork before I'd go out with him. :)
This is my stance, though I have no stone to throw at that glass house. I've been on both sides of the fence...okay, the fence was 25 years ago, but still...fence; I climbed over it.
Knowing how horrible it feels on both sides, I won't ever do it again. Mr. Right could run me down, but if he has a wife who just doesn't understand him, I'm hysterically deaf.
beekaytee - Apr 13, 2010 1:50:06 pm PDT #22773 of 30001
Compassionately intolerant
Yes, as I told a drunk Cleveland Indian who was hitting on me at the Hilton in Anaheim a few years back: "I don't do married, I don't do American League and I sure as hell don't do designated hitters."
Whoa.
Made. of. SNAP.
brenda m - Apr 13, 2010 1:51:26 pm PDT #22774 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Javachick is my hero.
javachik - Apr 13, 2010 1:51:38 pm PDT #22775 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.
The funniest part was when I returned home and told my friend Robyn and she was like "Travis Hafner?? But he's hitting like .340!" or something. And I was like "he struck out that night."
DavidS - Apr 13, 2010 1:51:43 pm PDT #22776 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Hurrah!
Indeed. In honor of the Buffistas I think we'll name it The Zeppo.