Zoe: We're getting him back. Jayne: What are we gonna do, clone him?

'War Stories'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Vortex - Apr 13, 2010 7:12:57 am PDT #22649 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

And the fact that he sounds like he's twelve. And apparently "first dance" is now a euphemism for sex.

This kid has one hell of a marketing machine. All three of my boards are talking about him. How did that happen?


§ ita § - Apr 13, 2010 7:13:30 am PDT #22650 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

You have *three* boards? You're tripostal?

eta: Uh, I should shut up.


Vortex - Apr 13, 2010 7:13:53 am PDT #22651 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

I do it three ways, baby!

actually, come to think of it, I have 4, but one of them I can't get to during the day, so I forget about it.


Jesse - Apr 13, 2010 7:16:31 am PDT #22652 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I accidentally started posting somewhere else last night, but I have to nip that in te bud.


Amy - Apr 13, 2010 7:16:38 am PDT #22653 of 30001
Because books.

I am a one-board loyalist! Also extremely lazy.

I was excited S. was working 9 to 5 out of the house this week. Until I got sick. Now I have to make my own tea.

I'll be over here crying moar, don't mind me.


shrift - Apr 13, 2010 7:20:15 am PDT #22654 of 30001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Justin Bieber's People cover freaks me out. With the teeth and the perkiness. He could be a serial killer, or he could be trying to sell me some Ginkgo Cutlery. Who knows? I am just saying, if someone smiled at me like that on the street, I would flip out like a mammal, throw something at his face, and RUN LIKE THE WIND.


§ ita § - Apr 13, 2010 7:20:51 am PDT #22655 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I guess I kinda have three. Two and a half. Not full posting privileges on the third. Hmmph.

Do you have to work while you're sick, Amy? I hope not.

In all my office-working career, I have never refilled a water cooler. I thought today was going to be the day, since someone left it empty and I had witnesses (yeah, sometimes I just leave, WHAT OF IT????). But this guy I had six inches on in these heels brushed me aside and did it instead. And made a hell of a mess.

Better him than me! That's exactly what I figured I was going to do, but I probably would have been worse.


Amy - Apr 13, 2010 7:22:49 am PDT #22656 of 30001
Because books.

I have to finish this book by Friday. The last chapters will be decongestant-tastic, I'm sure. (S. is the one out of the house all week, and therefore not here to wait on me. Sniff.)

I tried to change the water bottle at work once and spilled at least a third of it. They didn't let me do that again, not that I offered.


Jesse - Apr 13, 2010 7:25:00 am PDT #22657 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

When I've worked at places with the big water bottles, I've become kind of an expert at replacing them. Sometimes I like to be a little butch.

At the one job, we had to go fetch them from the kitchen, and the couple of guys in the department revolted when it seemed like people were waiting for them to do it, so we had to make a schedule and buddy up. Jobs are ridiculous.


Aims - Apr 13, 2010 7:30:21 am PDT #22658 of 30001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

When I've worked at places with the big water bottles, I've become kind of an expert at replacing them. Sometimes I like to be a little butch.

We are one in this. I always try to use up the last of the water so I can change it and be all I AM STRONG PERSON!