I don't like vampires. I'm gonna take a stand and say they're not good.

Xander ,'Beneath You'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Barb - Apr 13, 2010 5:29:32 am PDT #22625 of 30001
“Not dead yet!”

Happy Birthday, Princess Tickybox!

(And she's not really five, is she?)


tommyrot - Apr 13, 2010 5:40:42 am PDT #22626 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Oh dear God in heaven....

Game Over, Standing Cat. Game Over.

Yes, I know, damn it– every time we post a Stoopid Pet Video, it “lowers the meaningful discourse.” Sorry, purists. Sometimes it can’t be helped; MUST POST OR HEAD WILL EH-SPLÖD. If you’re offended by unseemly displays of silly cat memes on Coilhouse, please avert your eyes now. May I recommend David Forbes’ latest rigorous serving of sci fi critical theory, located directly under this post? It’s a spicy meat-ah-ball.

For the rest of you, there’s this:

Standing Cat IN BOOTS! (Feat. Zorro Cat and Mariachi Cat)

Which is, of course, of a riff on this. As longtime Coilhouse reader Tequila puts it: “Well, that’s it. There can be no greater win than this. Thank you, Internet, it was fun… time for you to rest now. Back to cave paintings for us all!”


smonster - Apr 13, 2010 5:51:50 am PDT #22627 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Standing Cat IN BOOTS! (Feat. Zorro Cat and Mariachi Cat)

Made of awesome.


Frankenbuddha - Apr 13, 2010 6:01:27 am PDT #22628 of 30001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

WAIT. Princess Tickybox is FIVE???

UNPOSSIBLE!!

But hippo birdies anyway!


Sue - Apr 13, 2010 6:02:32 am PDT #22629 of 30001
hip deep in pie

We have seen Lesbians who look like Justin Beiber, right? [link]

Happy Birthday Lillian!


Polter-Cow - Apr 13, 2010 6:16:25 am PDT #22630 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Happy birthday, Lillian!!


§ ita § - Apr 13, 2010 6:16:48 am PDT #22631 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Happy birthday, Lillian!


Jesse - Apr 13, 2010 6:23:55 am PDT #22632 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Cash, I want to see the pictures! I can't imagine I'll know any of them, but it's worth a shot...

OK, I've filled out a job application. Taxes this afternoon.


§ ita § - Apr 13, 2010 6:28:35 am PDT #22633 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Apparently I filled out my taxes wrong. Thank dog for e-filing. I guess I didn't get that $250 stimulus thingy last year after all. Everything tidily refiled before work.

Does anyone have any recommendations for sturdy black tights? I usually buy Hue, but I have no idea if there are equivalently good opaque tights out there for less money. I need more pairs.


Jesse - Apr 13, 2010 6:30:27 am PDT #22634 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I only buy tights at discount stores, so they are Hue (or equivalent), but for less money. Filene's Basement is usually good for tights.