I may be love's bitch, but at least I'm man enough to admit it.

Spike ,'Sleeper'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Burrell - Apr 09, 2010 7:41:57 am PDT #21989 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I agree Gud. I find him kinda kneejerk.

OK. Off to teach!


Jesse - Apr 09, 2010 7:50:13 am PDT #21990 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I feel like you people would know the answers to these questions from Tomato Nation: One about a 90s stand-up, one about computer-game music. [link]


tommyrot - Apr 09, 2010 8:05:21 am PDT #21991 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Internet Meme Hall of Fame: Things That Look Like Other Things

Cats that look like Wilford Brimley, lesbians who look like Justin Bieber, and more.

eta: "Magical Creatures That Look Like Taylor Swift" is my fave.


Daisy Jane - Apr 09, 2010 8:06:23 am PDT #21992 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Depending on what they mean by biggish (as in tall or wide), maybe Jake Johhanson is the comedian.


§ ita § - Apr 09, 2010 8:15:40 am PDT #21993 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Man, you just sent me down memory lane looking up Pete and Paul Johansson. One's a comedian and one's an actor, and oddly not very many mentions that they're brothers. Possibly nobody cares but me, and I'm about to forget them for another ten years.


megan walker - Apr 09, 2010 8:18:47 am PDT #21994 of 30001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

For the teachers out there, in honor of National Poetry Month, courtesy of our friends in the Great White North: Did I Miss Anything?


Daisy Jane - Apr 09, 2010 8:36:00 am PDT #21995 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I remember having something of a crush on Jake. He was in The Aristocrats as well.


§ ita § - Apr 09, 2010 8:37:21 am PDT #21996 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I had a thing for Paul Johansson. He was in that awful Highlander spinoff. It was weird because I knew his brother, and it made me feel guilty.


Daisy Jane - Apr 09, 2010 8:54:42 am PDT #21997 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Ok. WHAT THE WHAT!!!?!?!! [link]


Daisy Jane - Apr 09, 2010 9:00:22 am PDT #21998 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Huh. I got this sense among my friends, but I thought that was a self-selection thing. [link]