Yeah, I could do that, but I'm paralyzed with not caring very much.

Spike ,'Showtime'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Apr 05, 2010 12:04:51 pm PDT #20989 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

New York is so gross.

New York, LA, Las Vegas...I just don't understand people.

And I really really don't understand some of the things guys are willing to pay for.


Jesse - Apr 05, 2010 12:05:35 pm PDT #20990 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

GFE!


§ ita § - Apr 05, 2010 12:10:47 pm PDT #20991 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

GFE!

But without going all out! And you still get paid!

Who am I kidding? There was a time in my life I'd totally have wanted to be paid arm candy. But no naughty stuff! People are gross.

Not only am I dressed wrong today, I have schmutz on my top. Such immense fail.


aurelia - Apr 05, 2010 12:11:59 pm PDT #20992 of 30001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Bottle Girl article

That is so far removed from my life that it may as well be a different planet. In a distant solar system.

JZ & Hec, sorry for the automotive suck-fest. Here's hoping that zipcar can cover some short-term needs until you find the car that fits your needs and means.


erikaj - Apr 05, 2010 12:15:05 pm PDT #20993 of 30001
Always Anti-fascist!

And if Oddball tomorrow is some guy driving into SF in a polish truck, I'll pretend I don't know nothin', right?


Jesse - Apr 05, 2010 12:15:26 pm PDT #20994 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

That is so far removed from my life that it may as well be a different planet. In a distant solar system.

Yeah, I occasionally bumped into it by accident out or at work, and ew. Like, at a past job, there was this guy who was like a junior board member -- his father's friends let him out of the full donation requirement because he supposedly couldn't afford it. But he was still a hedge fund guy, so he only dated models.


Sheryl - Apr 05, 2010 12:15:48 pm PDT #20995 of 30001
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"

Timelies all!

JZ & Hec, I'm sorry about your car woes.


Jesse - Apr 05, 2010 12:20:07 pm PDT #20996 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Related: Correction: Rich Guys Do Not Actually Give Women More Orgasms. See also accompanying picture.


tommyrot - Apr 05, 2010 12:20:27 pm PDT #20997 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Dog FML


§ ita § - Apr 05, 2010 12:26:07 pm PDT #20998 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Correction: Rich Guys Do Not Actually Give Women More Orgasms

Oh, dear. There go my plans for the future.

The best non-platonic thing a guy ever gave me was a second-hand book. But my life doesn't really set itself up for the gift-giving. Okay, I don't set my life up for the non-platonic gift-giving. I take responsibility.

I cannot imagine getting bling, or expensive clothes, or rent, or car payments. And I look at the people I know who have, and I still can't work it out. I mean, they're pretty and vivacious and stuff, but still...

Okay, I've been running this directory listing off to a text file for almost an hour now. It's only 34,000 files. Why is it taking so long?