tommy, that is definitely the most depressing headline I'm going to read today. I refuse to think any more about it, if I can, or click on the link.

In completely other news, I hadn't realised that Seth Green has been nominated for three Emmys (Robot Chicken). And apparently now George Lucas is going to let him do a Star Wars sitcom. Oz? Wee Oz?

ita, I finally read that Bottle Girl article, and I think I have to take a shower. New York is so gross.

New York is so gross.

New York, LA, Las Vegas...I just don't understand people.

And I really really don't understand some of the things guys are willing to pay for.

GFE!

GFE!

But without going all out! And you still get paid!

Who am I kidding? There was a time in my life I'd totally have wanted to be paid arm candy. But no naughty stuff! People are gross.

Not only am I dressed wrong today, I have schmutz on my top. Such immense fail.

Bottle Girl article

That is so far removed from my life that it may as well be a different planet. In a distant solar system.

JZ & Hec, sorry for the automotive suck-fest. Here's hoping that zipcar can cover some short-term needs until you find the car that fits your needs and means.

And if Oddball tomorrow is some guy driving into SF in a polish truck, I'll pretend I don't know nothin', right?

That is so far removed from my life that it may as well be a different planet. In a distant solar system.

Yeah, I occasionally bumped into it by accident out or at work, and ew. Like, at a past job, there was this guy who was like a junior board member -- his father's friends let him out of the full donation requirement because he supposedly couldn't afford it. But he was still a hedge fund guy, so he only dated models.

Timelies all!

JZ & Hec, I'm sorry about your car woes.

Related: Correction: Rich Guys Do Not Actually Give Women More Orgasms. See also accompanying picture.