Hec, I apparently don't have your cell phone number. But I was going to send you a text that read, "Hang in there." You would have had to imagine the kitten yourself.
Look, Angel, I know you've been out of the loop for a while, but I'm still evil. I don't do errands...unless they're evil errands.
Lilah ,'Just Rewards (2)'
Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Polter-Cow - Apr 05, 2010 10:25:26 am PDT #20966 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
tommyrot - Apr 05, 2010 10:25:51 am PDT #20967 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
A political climate that's already more overheated than any time in a generation. Plans for a large-scale rally of firearms enthusiasts in the nation's capital. A fast-growing group of (mostly ex-) military and cops that pledges to disobey "unconstitutional orders" from the president, and an "urgent" call from the group's leader to flood Washington to "shout your oaths in the tyrant’s face" -- on the 15th anniversary of the worst home-grown terror incident in U.S. history, the Oklahoma City bombing.
What could possibly go wrong?
tommyrot - Apr 05, 2010 10:30:59 am PDT #20968 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
From The Onion: Pope Vows To Get Church Pedophilia Down To Acceptable Levels
Damn. You know, it'd actually be better if the Pope said this than what he's saying now....
Gudanov - Apr 05, 2010 10:33:30 am PDT #20969 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping
Plans for a large-scale rally of firearms enthusiasts in the nation's capital.
It's kind of impressive considering the lack of gun control legislation going on.
tommyrot - Apr 05, 2010 10:35:14 am PDT #20970 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Not from The Onion: American Apparel Rummage Sale Sparks Hipster Riot (VIDEO)
Cass - Apr 05, 2010 10:36:35 am PDT #20971 of 30001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
You would have had to imagine the kitten yourself.
So you're not trying to make Hec feel better so much as want to scratch his brain out?
erikaj - Apr 05, 2010 10:37:00 am PDT #20972 of 30001
Always Anti-fascist!
Hang in there, Hecubus.
§ ita § - Apr 05, 2010 10:37:40 am PDT #20973 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Ganked from Suela's LJ: Rachel Uchitel is not a Madam. I am so unschooled in the way of nightlife. I feel like a hick. I went to a club once and did bottle service, and I had no idea what was going on.
I've also known women who've dated rich or famous men and gotten given mad stuff, but I can't begin to imagine how that works. And I swear I'm not sheltered.
quester - Apr 05, 2010 10:42:28 am PDT #20974 of 30001
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.
Much box and transportation~ma, David.
I was actually car-less for ten years because the same thing happened to me. I rode the bus in Kansas City, not a town known for its great mass transit system. It took me ten years to save enough to buy a used car. I hope it doesn't take you that long.
Polter-Cow - Apr 05, 2010 10:49:49 am PDT #20975 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
So you're not trying to make Hec feel better so much as want to scratch his brain out?
Oh right, I forgot that he hates kittens for some reason. Well, he could have imagined a baseball instead.