Two completely unrelated things to say:
One, that truly sucks, Hec. I'm sending box-ma, but I think a bit of new car-ma would be useful.
Two, I love the way you see your life, Beverly. I hope one day to be as wise as you.
Good luck. Try not to kill people. Hands! Hands!
Willow ,'Storyteller'
Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Burrell - Apr 05, 2010 10:14:46 am PDT #20962 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Dana - Apr 05, 2010 10:16:07 am PDT #20963 of 30001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Sorry, Hec. I hope you find a workable solution.
beth b - Apr 05, 2010 10:18:17 am PDT #20964 of 30001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
I'm sorry David.
Gudanov - Apr 05, 2010 10:23:11 am PDT #20965 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping
Sorry, Hec. I hope things take a turn.
Polter-Cow - Apr 05, 2010 10:25:26 am PDT #20966 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Hec, I apparently don't have your cell phone number. But I was going to send you a text that read, "Hang in there." You would have had to imagine the kitten yourself.
tommyrot - Apr 05, 2010 10:25:51 am PDT #20967 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
A political climate that's already more overheated than any time in a generation. Plans for a large-scale rally of firearms enthusiasts in the nation's capital. A fast-growing group of (mostly ex-) military and cops that pledges to disobey "unconstitutional orders" from the president, and an "urgent" call from the group's leader to flood Washington to "shout your oaths in the tyrant’s face" -- on the 15th anniversary of the worst home-grown terror incident in U.S. history, the Oklahoma City bombing.
What could possibly go wrong?
tommyrot - Apr 05, 2010 10:30:59 am PDT #20968 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
From The Onion: Pope Vows To Get Church Pedophilia Down To Acceptable Levels
Damn. You know, it'd actually be better if the Pope said this than what he's saying now....
Gudanov - Apr 05, 2010 10:33:30 am PDT #20969 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping
Plans for a large-scale rally of firearms enthusiasts in the nation's capital.
It's kind of impressive considering the lack of gun control legislation going on.
tommyrot - Apr 05, 2010 10:35:14 am PDT #20970 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Not from The Onion: American Apparel Rummage Sale Sparks Hipster Riot (VIDEO)
Cass - Apr 05, 2010 10:36:35 am PDT #20971 of 30001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
You would have had to imagine the kitten yourself.
So you're not trying to make Hec feel better so much as want to scratch his brain out?